The Internet Wizard

I’m an internet wizard

I can message on Snap

To get where I'm going

I Google a map

I can comment on Insta

And play games on Steam

I can load up my homepage

Then open a stream

I can filter my history

And clear-out my cache

I can manage my desktop

And empty my trash

I can post to my wiki

Be seen on my cam

I can broadcast on Twitch

And go phishing for spam

I can manage my browser

And download a mod

Or go shopping on Apple

To update my 'pod

Buy an iPhone on E-Bay

And search Wikipedia

Put my netbook on Wi-Fi

To backup my media

I can update my firmware

By poking my ROM

I can manage my profile

On Facebook.com

Or configure my spyware

To block an attack

From a virus or trojan

Or phone-phreaking hack

I can doom-scroll on TikTok

Or post a new tweet

And then lockdown my box

With Control-Alt-Delete

All of these things I can do,

And much more

Well it's hardly surprising

Next week I'll turn four

Reviews

[JayG]

Very well done. And the ending is perfect.