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Chiken Kami & the Adventures of Bagman 

 

 

Ich bin bagman und i bag the scum of earth up. This world needs a saviour, and i got this. You  littel twat i will fookin reck yaa you c**t, beacause of my awsome baggin skillz i can use a bodybag while teabaggin your dead corpse.  

I became fagman after my boyfriend died in a fatal bag related accident, I fell into depression. I spent years all alone, then I found out that my boyfriend was murdered. This made me want to get revenge on who did this to him, my beloved bagfriend. I know who it was. It was shankman, the biggest pheggit on plenet erth. I will never let him  feel safe he shall always be afraid. I will bag him no matter what, I hate him so much I would be happy to carry his bag out to the field of negative weebs. Cuz im all about dem positive vibes yo. And then teabag the dead body of my foe.  

I knew he wont show up out of thin air, I need to find him or I wont get my revenge if I stay here and wait for him to show up. I will get you shankman no matter what. I will destroy him he does not know that I know about everything, his family, his job, his murders. I will destroy everything he loves even if I loose my lif in the process   

He ist ein scrub and no body gonna tap tat sheet so I gotta kill that c**t before he lies eggs I shall kill his kinder und he will cower before the amazing power of bagman, I the mighty bag man shall bag anything that dears defy my rule. I shalt not let anyone cause anymore problems, I shall remove all them scrubs from this world yo.   

Under me shall be my tiny friend 1-tap-wo-man, she ist ein of zhe to type asion and sh ist zher figting type ( weakness psychic, flying f**k, and fairyfail.) . She ist ferry ferry strong und she ist the meister of lif and kan crate and take lif wit no problem, she ist eine p***y destroyer und I gave her a bage sayin that sheet bro.  

1-tap-wo-man joined my sqaud after her doge was killed by a spidin kar, it turned out to be shankmans kar and that is why she became 1-tap-wo-man, she has been my nice 1tapper efer since that fatefull day. She shalt not leave my side efer, we drink bleach together and smoke the dankest ganja with reggie shark and his friends in the reggiesharknado. This is how chill me and my homies has it in the crib.  

Ich bin bagman und I bag the dimwits that call themselves humans up, that will show them how to stop being such large dickbags. They will cower In fear when they see the all mighty bagman coming draggin the baggin while sagging callin u a faggin cause u ain t swaggin  

ich bin bagman und i do knot like little phaggots like negard und sebbe das ist ein grunn why sie ist sehr phaggot. Zhey are sehr phaggot cause oft he insane dust 2 pit power, this makes them avavible to suck a tick down long wit no problem, but zebb ist dhe largest fookin phaggot in the whole foookin world, he ist so Phaggot that not even bonneman und lillzpai can beat the phaggot ut off the scrubby c**t known as zebb   

if I ever knew  how fagge y on most be to like erlend u have to go to subatomic levels cause aint nobody liking dat shheeet no ney never no ney never no more pls, kick this scrub I dubby who thinks he can beat u, he aint sheet so be hoidi or ur autism sheld will break the second he comes close enough to u. so hoide ur kids hoid ur wife cause erlend is coming for yall teapot loving a******s.  

Me and me homi 1 tap-wo-man met up in teh hood  we got in the bagmobile redyh to beg som scum up like alvays. We gootta get em sheets before tey og on sick rampage and kill 69 pepel wit an swag 7 und fire 7. them phaggots aint goot sheet on r epick baggin und 1-tappin skeellzzz.   

We are on ze hunt for som koks. Undt I bist fisting der deen today, although I bist fisting der Deen I bist also visiting de Almighty Chiken Kami, he is my gotto. Sumtimes Chiken Kami tells me to shine, but instead of shine I shinda. It is relly fanny being with der Chiken Kami at toimes cuz he be sagging the baggin more than yer grandpa. We sacrifice goats together, it ist relly fanny.  

  

Shank man part 1   

  

Zhis iz ze ztory bout Shankman. Imma tell u da story of  the shankman tere r alot of man and a lot of shanks but tere iz only juan Shankman, he izt ze ultimate destroyer of liff love ang gay pepepel, he onlly wishes for hell on erth so why ze fokk is he even ther he said to himshelf he wod kill al pepel and has funkie time wildoing zo. He ist zo amezing even chiken kami asked him.   

One day Shankman was teleported to somewher, he was called upon the clensing of  chiken kami or so he togt. He was teleported there to help chiken kami find his  pepe the tiff who smoked chiken kamis ganja, but it waz not yer avrage ganja zis was ze dankest ganjaa.   

  

  

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One wonderbor morning i met pepe le forgerino in the fridge. Wai fridge yuo ask, let meh tell yuo ye lettel skrab. Juan morning me and le doge was mining for dem dogecoins, when we got hangry for sum dank ganja, so we went to le fridge, and there pepe wass, smokin our dank ganja. 

Dat fokkin tiff, we arr stil huntin dat teapot till dis day yo. He was smokkin dat kush like it wass bacon yo, we only had a couple  of kilos left when that teapot smoked away dem chromosomes yo. 

We started huntin pepe, he wass nowhere to be found in the field of positive weebs yo, probably cuz he was not interested in dem weebs, everybody knos dat pepe is not about dem weebs, hes about dem keeds. So semen was joining le hunt for pepe le frogerino, he decuded that he would use his ultimate wepon. Negard. But that dednt work either since his wepon was husless.  

So I had to call shankman for help, he was currently on the ran from bagman since he kelled his little bagfriend, really a tragedy but i needed to shank pepe, then bagman culd bag him like the fam he is.  

After a couple of lightfoos shankman appeared out of thin air becuz dat teapot be havin 666 chromosomes yo. Sense pepe is member of the white superior christian race, us teapotlovers cant reach him essily. Although i am not teapotlover, shankman izt, so it makes s**t lots harder fur uss. 

When we were walking in da hønt for pepe a day, we saw a train, in the pouring rain, so shankman decided his time with me was over so he gave a kiss to the oncoming train and took it to fairyland. It was quite the sight to bee honest, it was little bit biggie but thats okay because mai slav senses was tingeling. 

I, de mighty chiken kami shall destory dat pheggit leik it was a furry. Speakinn uff furries, i saw harambe de otter day, he wass hunging out witt dimwits that call demselves hoomans. I was little bit sad so i pulled my deek out for haram, be. Harambe smiled at me, but i had to pull my pantsus back upp since my deek would be captured by deen if i had itt out anny lonker.  

Yuo kno wats sad tho? Taters in heven, dat sheet shuld be illagal fam. Today izt de day i will find pepe, im sure uff it. I chekk mai bank and I culdnt find mai dogecoins, it wass shankman! Dats it fam, im culling Bagman cuz he be baggin while saggin witt dat baggin like dat old haggin the other day fammin. 

Bagman took teh vereh next fairytrain, it was flying across teh narrow minded tunnel through the munten of slimy whale cumm. It was little bit delayed sinse it was reaggesharknado on de way so he had to smoke sum dank ganja witt dem sharks, but after 420 minutes he arrived, i missed bagman, he wass mai hero, nat relly he's gay but stell.  

I am his kami so he has to obey mai evereh command leik he was a littel bish, which he is he soks dek for free laik negard but dat is not the main point. He arrived in the town called Colanis after dem hours, its the closest town to faktown where me, Chiken Kami lives. The risk of going to colanis tho is the disease you faind there. Theofilis, if yuo gjet it you mait just get cancer and die from space aids. Really terrible but kainda noise too. 

When he arrived he gavv me sum of his dank ganja as a sacrifice, i am his kami after all. After that we threw some goats down a volcano as a whalecum parteh. It wass ferreh ferreh fanny ya know. I think i well drenk sum bleach after diss wonderbar trip with bagman, but for now we has to focus on getting der pepe. We continood for moiles undt moiles walkjing across the field uff herpistive weebs, it was scurry man. Ich had to use mein insane stronk megic povvers to push le herpified cum away at all toimes, we wass on way to Stalingrad to meet Mr. Hilter, der legend.  

As mein self undt bagman arrived we decided it was teim to spek to hilter, maybve hiss dank a*s jewing skells could fak pepe le fereh. We met mr hilter at the peak of le panzer franzer, it wass glorious! How could a hooman achieve such great undt powerfuk powers! Ich Chiken Kami ist used to dis magical fantastical impractical stuff but itz stell pretty shiny whiny yo! Bagman dednt relly care tho, he’s da dank ganjaman that only juan deag mess with, yo. 

Mr Hilter dednt hast der answer tho due to his lack of knowledge since erth yer 1945, since he is techicully “ded” he hast to hoide from evverybodi, even in dis otter huniverse. Juanever, we shall not gif upp here fam! Chiken Kami undt Bagman shall prevail! We continued onto our next objective, the land of the reich itself, is real. We met Hesus there, it was not pleasant to see him up at cross. Just kidding fam, it was hilarious. Hesus was a pretteh chill guy yo, he was like “God almighty moses Eve Adam s**t yo, don’t worry eat bacon!” 

Hesus saiod follow da shiny star to rost north, dats where 3 stoped men found meh and gavv me der monies. Although Hesus der Fhesus dednt get de superior monies known as dogecoins he still is pretteh rich roight now due to his superiority and his puppet mr hilter. Its real u knoww, mr hilter wass actually undter hesus command all der time. Dats wai dey killed dem juice. Juice dopnt beleibe in hesus undt hesus don’t believe in dem.  

We fulluwed der heiling star undtil we reach de rainbow in der enderino. Aftur manhy manhy lightfoos we arroived at the floing spaghetti monsters palace. It wass huge, leik donald tromp wall huge. Bagman undt I fly into der sewer bcuz we be sneaky breeky eazy peasy lemon squuezy yo. As we fly I wonder aboot some magical wonders in dis world. Maybe der Chiken Kami ist gotto? Or maybe Bagman ist real bag. Dis is sum filofofisk s**t fammin. We fly up der ladder undt into der wise spying flying spaghetti monsters leadership room. It was nice. 

After we cum up undt look arund we hear voice, big povverful voice. It wasst pepe, pepe le frogerino who Ich bin høtinn foreverh mang. He yelled undt stated dat der floying spaghetti well kell uss. Bagman undt I der Chiken Kami laughed, we havv secret wepon for dis task. We ran into room and dere it was, moms spaghetti. We throw shibes at him, he scream but he doesn’t shine. We has to keep her going fam gang bang yo. We use our secret weppon, Der Sword of the Flying undt Lying F***s! Der sword perce the meatball undt spaghetti monster. 

We havv won der foight, a grand soul gem drops. Bagman fly over to der gem undt praise it, finally he say, I can finally revive my bagfriend! I smile but I kno dat bagman cant perform such povverful spells such as reanimu. Bagman does the spell, he yells out dem holly words: 

"Mushadada urweaa madamada badaging gong wallongdashall oooooorejaaaa o' winndayo!" 
His bjegfreiend rises, however his face ist not gud. It's spaghetti facerino, bagman quickly bags der bagfriend and cries. All hupe is lost, he culd not perform such advance spell after all. Oh Chiken Kami, will you please perform der almoighty fajjis spell for me? Bagman asked with tears of supripe buttsex joy.  

Pilse donatae spells yuo don’t want or kneed!! I feel sorry for der bagfam so I will help him, on juan condition. He must help me find undt bag pepe le frogerino. "Sure thing fam" said le bagerino fagerino. "Aiiiiiight teapot, ill fokin revoive him once we get anodder soul gem since you foked the current one up" I said to der f****t, and we kept going, our next objective would be the northern forthern star, however we had some problemos, it moved to der south and melted. Which was sad but sheize hjappens you no.  

I undt Baggie had to reach der Pepestan where all dem forgydogs undt pepe lives. Maybe we culd 1v1 der big nob frogydog dere undt get der information. We ran into wallerino where we had summoned der useless Negard, he said hello. It was quite the fjomp expereience but dats okay fam. Negard aborted us to der Pepestan, as a tank you I said "wheeeeehw", Negard smoiled undt returned to his daddy Semen der snemen with spearmen. Wow. 

Bagman undt I der Chiken Kami walked into der Pepestan, only 3 pepel live here, its not big town but it is biggie. We knock on der first house, no one wass home. Bagman started crying, I was little bit confoosed but Bagman thought about his time in prison. Soap soap drop drop you kno. We went to next house as Bagman der fagman woiped hiss ters away from his face. Frogydog opened der door undt greeted us with hiss famous loine. "Dø." 

Bagman undt I put our gamefaces on. Fullow uss Frogydogy shogy vogy van drogy. Frogydog fullowed uss out to der middel of Pepestan, in der stadium of Clitorious. It was glorius, Bagman wass ready undt I wass ready. However we shuldn't take Frogydogs one tap skells esseliy. He will flick you ez. We got into our bettlestand, however we had a plan. 

There ist only one way to beat a juan tapper. With an-otter juan taperino meister. You kno who, der stronk independent 1-tap-wo-man. She wass so stronk, herr arms were as tikk as GabeN, undt abs as invisible as a feminists. We threw her over at frogydog, ez 1 tap for der 1-tap-wo-man. Frogydogy fell to ground, he wass crying out his anus. 

The diarrhea was slowly dripping from his toight anus, 1-tap-wo-man culdnt help but get wet at the soight and reached down for her manly vagoina. "RETURN" Fagman shouted as 1-tap-wo-man flew back into his left nosteral. "Ich bin Chiken Kami undt I demand you tell ich where der Pepe ist!" Ich shouted at the dying frogydogy. 

Der Frogydog laughed, hee giggled with joy of surprise diarrhea attack. "GO TEA-VAN-GLØGG!!" Frogydog yelled as Tea-Van-Gløgg fell from der skei. He was quite der gentle-wo-man, glasses leik hairy Potato undt hat leik no otther. "Excuse me, I demand a valid and worthwhile reason for summoning me at this time." Tea-Van-Gløgg stated as sophisticated as der almoighty tea drinkerino was.  

"DØ" Forgydog said, as Tea-Van-Gløgg fisted Frogydog and took out a huge cup, it was moister than an oyster. Tea-Van-Gløgg snapped his fingerss, undt gløgg started flowing out his left nosteral undt tea out his roight and into his new cuperino. "As the CEO of the Federal Vegan Association and Tap Water from Nigeria I am quite the busy person and can not be called upon at random times." Tea-Van-Gløgg stated clearly. "What der fakk" Bagman said.  

"Excuse me I will not tolerate such vulgar use of langua-" BANG. It said as I der almoighty Chiken Kami penetratoited hiss anus too. Now both teapots were on ground crying a besj coloured gewy liquid out their anus-hole, It was leik an overmilked coffee.  

Der phaggots croied out in fear where der pepe wass. He wass in Benjing, der universal galaxial undt fantastical chinese town. Undt then we wass on our way to der shrine of dø. Ich der Chiken Kami undt Bagman walked up to der glorious shroine undt clapped our hands against each otter in an anonymous matter, undt yelled der telefantastico worderinos  
"Hittahotta maradada shintida OREJHA!!" Undt we were telepoirted to der airport where we would take der next plane. 

However, it wass nicht any otter planerino. It wass der almoighty flying f**k. It wass faster dan 1-tap-wo-mans taps undt slower than tap wasser. We flew over der fat universe undt landed in Benjing where we wuld meet der legendo fegendo Mr. Tesiticle-Ears. We took floying carpet to hiss almoighty bridge, where we were stopped by a gjuard. 

"You shall not pass." Der guard said to uss, Ich felt ferreh ferreh uffended undt Fagman as well as he yelled back "I shall bag you befurr you furr!" Der guard smiled a sexy smile as his santa hat roised up like a spike undt a fourth chin grew. It was magnificento desu ne. It wassnt dobel chin, no. Dis wass next level. Hexachin! Glorious inded, however we need to cross der bridge. 

Ich asked who this peasant wass undt he answered "I am juan of the elite Carrot Cutting Ninjas, undt my name is Moist Oyst!" Bagman covered hiss mouth undt giggled like a little besh. Prubebly bcuz the phaggotos name was Moist Oyst however dats besides point teapot. We hass to see der Mr. Testicle-Ears so our only optionerino ist to foight till juan of uss dieded.  

Bugman started vibrating like he has seizure, it wass weird inded like a hed with no sled yo. He mumbled sum of der fabulous undt glorious words, it vent sumthing leik dis: 
"Ørjeahah mushahasha worreyahallah udadadadadu mash der odeda ojj fak" 
Undt der gigantic fart came flying with der der winderino, it wass glorious. 

Baggie throw fart cloud at Moister than a oyster faggoto, undt out of der cloud a gummybear appear with a pear undt a fair share of hair yo. Baggie consider his career as raper but decide his job as bagger is biggier undt ist yberalles. Der giganticu bearu desu ne stand up against der Carrot Cutting Ninja Elitist Moist Oyst undt sit on him undt transform back into fart. Der fart cloud travel up biggies nose undt paralyzes moist oyst. It was super effectivu. Moist Oystu fainted like a besh, ez. 

Bagman undt Chiken Kami continue der journey over der bridge. It wasn’t lonk bridge, only leik a meter lonk. Dey culdve jumped over howevah, das ist nicht fun. Biggie chiken kami undt biggie baggie mannie walk up to der giganticu palace. They break in undt to their surprisu, there wass no Mr. Testicle-Ears to be found. The only living creature in sight was, Tea-Van-Gløggs only broter. Yes, you know who. 

Solo-Van-Coffee!! Chiken Kami undt Bagman fagman panic with der hanic sanic. It wass nicht gut to meet Solo-Van-Coffee after jost having fisted his broter. Dis ist deep s**t we're in said Bagman undt Chiken Kami in kor. "Excuse me lads, I believe you were the two individuals who did indeed 'Fist' my brother. Is that correct?" 

"Hai hai, demo, we can still be tomodachi!" Said Bagman. Chiken Kami cum due to sexy weeb languge until Solo-Van-Coffee comes with answer. He picked big peper up undt said: "According to the statement regarding Cuban Tap Water and the leading organization controlling all drinkable water in Cuba, we will not allow any tap water CEO's in apart of the African tap water association to be harmed without consequences. All who dare harm any CEO's will suffer the same fate as Jesus Christ. Death by starvation and bleeding to death." 

"SHINE TEME"  said bagman undt fired a fist towards Solo-Van-Coffee's moist anus, it missed. Chiken Kami picked up hiss p�™kedex undt looked at Bagman. Hiss accuracy had been reduced by one point, making hiss total accuracy �"0.5 hittus. Das wass nicht gud, bagman culdnt hit anything now.  

I der Chiken Kami, knew that bagman wass as husless as snegard now. It wass teim to improvise. I yell out sacred ritual provided by der dank lord. "You shall not prevail, you shall not succeed, you shall not overcome this spell, you shall embrace the dark lords magic, feel the darkness, taste the darkness, embrace the darkness, for the darkness is the only true path to success!" Ich yelled out to der faggoto. 

"OH LORD HELP ME!!" Der phaggot yells as he falls to his kneeus. "H-How did you perform such powerful spells?!" He says to me, I laugh. "I am a master of the art of the dark lords magic, you shalt not beat me you peasant."  

"I am a CEO of the Cuban Tap Water Association and will not allow for a lowlife scum like yourself to harm me any further!" Solo-Van-Coffee says. I nod, undt say "Very well phaggot. I shalt not harm you any further." Ich point at Solo-Van-Coffee, undt bagman goes in for der surprisu buttu sexu. However, he misses der hole. Ich had forgotten his s**t accuracy. I throw insane spell at bagman undt his accuracy returns, I leave der building undt let him do hissu businissu. It was louder than Snegard undt Snemen. 

A minuttu later he cum out, literally. Bagman hands me the soulgem of Solo-Van-Coffee, it wasn't a big one unfortunately. I relly wanted to put it up bagmans a*****e as a reward, but it wouldn’t penetrate anything so nicht reward. Bagman wass very happeh, wich was gud. But we had to continue our search for Mr. Testicle-Ears. Fagman said he aquired the information that he was in the universal Korea Town. 

We spring into action undt call Taxi. Iz gud taxi, it gos vrom vrom and stuff. Iz german engineering, so its safe undt stable. Not leik those foking jap-s**t cars. Those cers arent safe mang, they go full weeb if ye honk. You'd think it'd go "TOOOT" but no, it goes "YAMETEEEE", iz verry scurry s**t. Das ist wai ich like nazi cars.  

We droive at insane speds, leik 299792457 meters a second, ich could go faster but then scoientists would go crazey. Dey don’t otterstand der power of kamis. Pathetic. We arrive after 5 lightfoos we arrived in the universal Korea Town. Dis ist der town of mafia undt shafia man. Iz almost worse dan China Town undt Jap Town!  

Ich, der Chiken Kami undt Bagman go to big tower. Dis ist the skyskraper of Mr. Testicle-Ears who we has been honting for a whoile now. We enter der Tower of Nuts undt make our way to the toppu floor. It says  

"미스터 고환 - 귀" 
"꺼져, 나�" 내 시대�-�있어!" 

Ich do nicht care about stoped sign undt walk in, to see a big dik infront of me. I can't believe it, the legendary bodehguard.. The Grand Wizard Richard! Also known as dickfuck. Ich was little bit disgusted bye the sight of a a big dick with legs undt arms, holding a big dick staff. From his head dere wass sum white s**t dripping down undt his veins were stronk, hairy nuts undt staff with a dick ontop. Glorious inded, utterly disgusting but glorious. Bagman seemed to leik der sight though, well pepel do call him Fagman after all. 

"너 �-�기서 뭐하고 있니?!" He said, Ich did nicht otterstand it undt looked at him with quustionmark face. 

"Что ты здесь делаешь ?!" He said again, ich did otterstand wass he says to me now, however, ich wanted to test hiss language skells. 

"你在這裡做什麼 ?!" Bagman wass confoosed, undt so wass I. 

"!ما الذي تفعله هنا ؟ ." I wass as confoosed as befure, how does dis peasant know all those languages?! 

"እዚህ ምን እያደረክ ነው?!"  
"நீங்கள் இங்கே என்ன செய்து கொண்டிருக்கிறாய்?!" 
"Τι κάνεις εδώ?!" 
"あなたは�"�"で何�'�-ているの？"  

Bagmans weeb instincts hit as soon as he spoke Jap. Ich did nicht otterstand, but ich do nicht care. "Hai hai, konnichiwa senpai! Watashi wa Bagman desu & Chiken Kami, Mr. Testicle Ears no tomodachi!" He says lots of weeaboo s**t ich do nicht otterstand, however, Richard lets uss passu.  

We walk into le room where Mr. Testicle-Ears is sitting, looking out der window leik he was palpatine or som shiz. He torns around undt I see his deliciously moist face, undt his glorious testicle ear flips. They were sweaty as well, the loight shined as Bagman wanted to lick them. I looked at faggmanu, undt said: "What the f**k homie, das ist faked up." Bagman fell into a state of deep depression undt shame for the next 6.9 seconds.  

"Where is Pepe de frogerino Mr. Testicle-Ears!" Ich yell towards bish. He wass tickling his ears, undt answered "I will tell you. If you solve this riddle!" Ich nodded undt waited patiently. "Who is the biggest nob there is. Who is gayer than Bagman, yet more useless than Bagman? Who is th-" Ich interrupt him undt say "Snegard." He has big surprise buttsexu face. 

"How did you know?!" He says to me surprisud. Ich laugh undt say "Ich bin Chiken Kami, ich know everything!" Testicle Festicle Dresticle looks at me with suspicious testicles... 
"You cheated!! You TEME!" Mr. Testicle-Ears yells out führerously. "Nein, Chiken Kami ist Senpai undt Senpai never cheats!" Bagman says with a SHMEXY voicu. "LIARS!!" Der bish say undt start casting big spells. 

"Calm yer testicles!" Bagmannu says, he keeps powering up so we get into formation. We call it the CP formation! We hass learnt it frum great kung fu master Trickshot Tor, it wass gud formation, however, is it enuff to stopp powerful cumspell?! Ich has to take cover, dis ist nicht gut, der spell is powering up with incredible sped! 

"For the dark lord has allowed me with these powers, I shall use them well! The darkness consumes me, it forms me, shapes me! I am darkness! The target shall not suffer a painless death, for he shall be my cumdumpster!!! SHMASK!!" Der Mr. Testicle-Ears yell undt his ears shoot out rainbow liquid towards uss. 

We do ez ninjutsu undt summon Snegard, the wall meister. He summons biiiiiig wall, bigger than biggie van shiggie. It was bigger than trumps wall! Glorious indeed. It protect us from spell undt I fill myself with mana as I get redy to foire big spell back! I yell der holy words to gain ulitmate power! 

"From all 4.6 dimensions, I draw power from only one. The dimension of Deen hear my plead, supply me of all the power to satisfy my needs! I shall give you the sheep so you can feast! Please feed me with the powers of mass destruction and I will make you feared!" 

Dem dark shadows form a huge fist undt keeps growing, the spelerino worked! I giggle leik an evil kanevil bish undt smash der fist through wall leik it was nothing undt penetrate his anus, it gets moister than an oyster in less than a second! The povver of Deen is truly something elsu!  

Ich der Chiken Kami undt Bagman jump through hole as Snegard dissapears, we each grab his ear undt squeeze. "Where is Pepe?!" Ich yell into his ugly stinky facerino. "He is in The Lands of Hair Conditioners!"  

Ich should've known it, The Land of Hair Conditioners! That TEME! Little bish shall feel the wrath of Chiken Kami once undt for all. He shalt never feel safe, for Ich bin cumming for you Pepe le frogerino bogerino! So we left biggie Mr. Testicle-Ears there to feel the aftermath of Deen as we began to leave der building. We said goodbye to The Grand Wizard Richard on the way hay out yo. "Sayonara Richard-san!" Baggu man said. Foking weeb. 

We decidu tu usu otter form of trensportation dis time. We pik up the "Biggmeisters Ride to der Bankruptcy" book undt read out the sentence which will git uss to The Land of Hair Conditioners. It goes leik dis "Oh hair Oh hair, why so soft? Conditioner much? Armpit hair, leg hair, head hear, facial hair, arm hear and pubes all equally soft. Conditioner much." 

We tellefantasticly teleport to airport of conditioner land. It wass glorious. Hair conditionerurino bottles everywhere. Buildings were even shaped as conditioner bottles! Der trees dednt havv leafy, it had glorious soft and delicious hair!