Ode to a Wet One

Oh moist and fresh, wet towelette
your lovely scent upon my brown eye.
many times my puckered rump and thee hath met
Oh long live the lovely, wet towelette

When deeds are done on porcelain throne
squeezed with ease or pushed with force
(though natural flow is what I endorse)
Oh nay be better cleanse that I've felt yet
than when I use mine wet towelette.

Some people laugh, chuckling with jest;
they just don't know, or care to test,
(or care to wipe with product best).
They'll never know the cleansing touch
or freshened scent I love so much.
The cleanest freckle one could get
I love thee, oh, my wet towelette.

Reviews

[barleygirl]

As expressed in the review below, I was also clicking with anticipation when I saw your title! This seems a little bit sick in an enjoyable way. I mean, I love it when a writer can be totally honest about being human. But I just wonder about someone who can admit to a love affair with towelettes. I happen to use a bit of clear water on my massively-wadded TP, in order to achieve that ultimately satisfying wipe. But I just never considered going for the antiseptic sensation of a wet one! *wink! wink!* This is a well-crafted kick in the butt -- wait! I mean, a well-crafted wipe! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[J. B.]

Thank you for your response! I was hoping this poem would be the s**t (lol). I am glad you enjoyed reading it.

[.]

Naughtily humorous.

Nicely rhymed and written. Plain old paper is good enough for me.

[Lady Tyke]

This has just made my day! Thank you!

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

I love the way you wrote of this swipe of the wipe it’s not tripe it’s so trite
I love it
I written myself a fair few about farts but never wipes lol love this down to earth very great write I applaud your swipe at writing of the humble wipe

[LKBillips]

As soon as I saw the title I knew this was going to be epic and you did not disappoint!!! Totally going in my favorites!!! lol