REACHING THE HOLY GRAILA Poem by JaIf you find You’re going blind And your hearing starts to fail
It’s hard to talk And you can’t walk So you begin to flail
Your thoughts are blurred Not being heard You feel like using Braille
Your head spins round Starts to pound So you begin to wail
Your stomach turns Your food returns And your face is turning pale
You start to hack Try holding back But it’s to no avail
You start the heaves Your butt hole leaves Does in your throat impale
You lose control Of your a*****e You’ve reached the Holy Grail
Then your vomit Spews a comet Leaving such a pungent trail
There’s just one thing To relief bring Put your head into a pail
But do not breathe While underneath Just make sure you exhale
Thus, next time swear You’ll take more care And don’t drink so much ale © 2018 Ja |
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