IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT- IT'S JUST FOR MEN

I don’t know why

Men can’t sit, while they pee

It’s certainly easier

It seems to me

 

No need to aim

That little thing straight

And if you missed

Piss off your mate

 

No raising the lid

Or forgetting, back down

No missing the bowl

Or pissing around

 

Others can’t see it

And, of it poke fun

No need to shake it

When you are done

 

So let’s start a protest

We need to be free

Let’s, SIT, on that throne

Whenever we pee                               

BOEMS by JA 70