THE CAT

I know this cat

Who lives next door

And I do hate him

That’s for sure

 

Early each morning

I stand on guard

Making damn sure

He won’t cross my yard

 

Because some times

He just passes thru

And other times

He has to pooh

 

So if he comes

And heads my way

That’s when I must

Chase him away

 

Cause if I don’t

That rotten louse

Goes in the planters

Of my house

 

The ground in there

Is nice to scoop

And he goes there

To do his poop

 

One day he stopped

And peaked my way

Saw me waiting

To chase him away

 

I banged the window

So he would leave

He stopped and stared

Would you believe

 

He stared right back

Into my eyes

To show me, he

My stare defies

 

I stared right back

To show control

That’s when he dug

A little hole

 

Turned his a*s

So it faced me

And looked around

So he could see

 

My reaction

To what he’s doin

And then he just

Started poohin

 

For all the swearing

That he heard

He left for me

This great big t**d

 

He looked my way

That whole damn time

As if to say

Just this onetime

 

I’ll s**t right here

While you watch

Cause you can’t do

So very much

 

Well, my blood boiled

As he did this

And while I banged

He took a piss

 

Then slowly scratched

Some grass on top

While I just swore

To see such slop

 

Throughout this time

He just stared back

And calmly watched

If I would crack

 

And crack I did

Ran out the door

Waving wildly

As I swore

 

When I got out

He was gone

So I raced out

Into the lawn

 

And there I stood

In one foul mood

Then slowly realized

That I was nude

BOEMS BY JA 147  

Reviews

[Mrudula Rani]

Cats usually do not go to toilet when they notice some one Is watching .. may be my cats are like that. I think you should have a word with his folks and tell them to provide the kitty with a litter tray.

[Mrudula Rani]

Cats usually do not go to toilet when they notice some one Is watching .. may be my cats are like that. I think you should have a word with his folks and tell them to provide the kitty with a litter tray.

[emily.c.]

I'm in love with this. those kitty cats are so sassy! great timing and rhyme scheme for this little poem, I had fun reading it.