CENTENARIAN

If your wife, has ninety-nine cents

And you, have nary a penny

Then, don’t give it to her

Because, you won’t have any

 

But, if you do, then you’ve made her

A   “CENT-enarian”, no less                                                                                                       But you , on the other hand                                                                                                  

Are now, penniless 

WIZDUMBs by JA 72