THINK AND WONDER

                                

Sometimes I think

And wonder why

Birds must s**t

When they fly

 

Why autumn leaves

Those colors make

But then fall off

So we must rake

 

Why is water

Always level

And why did God

Create the devil

 

Why do dogs

Lick their balls

Then lick their master

When he calls

 

Why do boys

Wear pants so low

That their butt cheeks

Have to show

 

Why do we

Need to grow up

Why use a glass

And not a cup

 

Why girls when happy

Sometimes cry

And fish live wet

But never dry

 

Why do hockey players

Always spit

And why’s a pimple

Called a zit

 

Why contented cats

Always purr

And then throw up

That ball of fur

 

Why feed the grass

To make it grow

And when it does

We have to mow

 

Why does s**t

Stick in your hair

And why do willnots

Form down there

 

Why dogs we own

Our life will guard

But then they s**t

In our yard

 

Sometimes I just

Sit and think

Why do farts

Have to stink

 

How do cows

Make milk from grass

And why do hemorrhoids

Pop out your a*s

 

Why do humans

Together throng

But then they can’t

Get along

 

Why do chickens

Never piss

And why do Boems

Rhyme like this

 

Why tell us all

We are brothers

When we are born

With different colors

 

Why bird s**t falling

From the sky

Never hits

The other guy

 

Why flowers bloom

If we take care

But weeds just grow

Everywhere

 

Why leaves fall off

But not the bark

Did insects come

From Noah’s arc

 

Do all predictions

Come to pass

Do chicken eggs

Come out their a*s

 

Why do snots  

Grow in your nose

And why do I

These questions pose                

BOEMS BY JA 87           

Reviews

[1]

Greatly worded pondering. I often ponder myself.............

[Ja]

Thank you once again. I am honored to called a ponderer.