A Collection of Bad Haiku Not Adhering To Literary Haiku Standards

Exactly that.

Inflated cheekbones

Perfect replica of you

Your carbon copy

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The love of my life

She cries in the big city

Squeeze her hand tightly

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The yarn from her head

I wonder if the girl knows

She smells like sea glass 

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Arts and crafts project

My little homunculus 

My own animal 

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A sugar cube kiss

Stirring it counter-clockwise

Masks the bitter tea

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Stand tall and stare straight

Plant your feet, steady yourself

The flood is coming

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Blankets keep me safe

Cigarettes make me older

I break my own heart

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Pallid expression

Sour realization

Lingering feeling

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I remember it

Just one particular day

Dying was cool then

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The leaves turn and crisp

Beneath my looming figure

Decomposition

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Ghost flesh melts these walls

Peripheral paradise

Heartstrings resonate

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Reviews

[Kristin Lee]

I love where you talk about smelling like sea glass. And, the "Sour realization." Great choice of words and imagery. OH! And...(as I laught at myself here) the last verse, "Ghost flesh melts these walls"...amazing!