Ramblings

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Teens across the country today are mourning the death of popular 'party girl' Gemma Thoms.

"I had no idea that mixing high temperatures with drugs was a bad thing" lamented one of her friends in an online forum, before going on to drink an alcoholic beverage with one of her friends at a 'morning (sic) get together' (in other news 12 Ambulances were called to a related incident at the same address - parents of the teens were quick to streess that the party "was under control")

This revelation has come as another blow on top of the realisation that police are actually trying to prevent drug use at music festivals. "why are F---ing cop dogs using F---ing c--t dogs?" exclaimed Thoms' Boyfriend who only wished to be identified as "Aussie Pride Party boy". Thoms friend was quick to stress that the teen community was unaware that such extreme measures as using 'sniffer dogs' were being used to find drugs - even though it was well publicised.

this has of course led to suggestions from the party music scene to scrap looking at all for drugs. This has been roundly welcomed by members of the pary music scene who stress that it would be "fully sick man" and would "improve the atmosphere - like heaps!".

Currently the only other option has been for police to conduct full body cavity searches on patrons entering the music festival, it is seen as preferrable by many members of the music festival "after all this is what my boyfirend does to me everytime we go out anyway man!" yells 15 Year old Allison Fansdon from the North Shore "I am only an overpriveleged underworked girl who loves to partyyyyyyy!"

 

Reviews

[Bella22]

Nice job! This was a well written and very interesting story!

[~Wandering Soul~]

AND THIS IS AME-
sorry my bad
lets try that again
AND THIS IS AUSTRALIA
lol :P
Although i feel sympathetic toward the fact it was a young girl who died, I am not so sympathetic to cause of death......