Translation of the WritersCafe Bio

A mockery of growing trends I've begun to notice...

XXx Hate Me Even Though I love you like Edward Likes Bella Sparkle etc. xXX 's  WritersCafe Bio

                                      (or I 'm obviously 14 and have no creative ability )

 

SOOOOO...about me:

Well I pretty much freakn' *love/obess over* Twilight!!!11!!!!1!

   (I can't type but that's fine because I freakn love twilight)

Edward is mine! Bella will die. *whahaha*

    (self explanitory)

Ummm I like to write, and people say I'm pretty good. 

   (no one says I'm good but I think so)

Most of it's really dark though so just be warned...

  (when I say "dark" I mean emo and by "emo" I mean really lame)

My friends are friggin -SWEEEEEET-! And I don't mean in the sugar way. :) :) :) :) :)

Yeah. We b*****s. So don't mess with us. Grrr. Lolzzzzzzzzzzz

  (I'm tough and so are my friends so fear me and my bad a*s attitude)

My bestie bestie friend is Lu ( aka Suga Maple Teddy Bear on here) and I love her like a possum face! Lol! :)

Read her stuff! Or else. LOL! JK JK. X)

 (No jk. I will hunt you down and hurt those you love)

I like this boy  and I'm pretty sure he likes me but things are complicated. I wrote a few poems about it all so you'll probably want to go check that out.

 (I think I love him, but I really just want a boyfriend and he's available)

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Poems about us.

"Love", "Lost", "Alone", "Hurt", "Why", "Bleed" and "Why can't we just be together and love like the movies".

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 (I picked those titles because every good poem is named one of those titles)

Uh Paramore speaks to me. I don't know just every song just perfectly matches with my life.

  (...at least until the next band comes along...)

The Jon-A*S Brothers suck and are gay. Whitch is fine if teir gay. Because people are messed up when they say gay people can't get married and have kids. B******s. Besides I'm Bi so yeah. Bite me. (EDWARD!)

   (I'm just bi because it's cool to be bi now and I really do like the jonas brothers but still really can't type and more Edward stuff)

I get depressed alot so be nice when you read my stuff because It comes from the heart and not from an ecsiclapideia and just don't judge anyone because that's wrong and that makes you just a biggot.

(I can't handle criticism and anything less than "it's amazing" will force me to jump off a bridge and yes, you'll be to blame)

I can't spell super well and stuff so just get over it.

 (I don't care that I'm illiterate)

I eat nerds for breakfest.

(I dislike literate people because they are literate)

 

^-^ OK, ok stuff I like <3:

(or whatevers popular now)

Twilight!!!1!11!!!!! <3<3<3<3

Paramore, Linkin Park, Fly Leaf, Demon Hunter, other stuff...

French fries, Sunsets, Fred  videos, THe Office, LOLcats, MTV, Chance Crawford, Angie Jolie!, koala's, peanut butter, being random with Lu-Lu and our insdie jokes ( DON"T YOU KNOW THE KIMCHEE DANCE NOLAN? LOLLOLOL), Fire, 80's stuff, writing poems and myspacing. Twilight. Edward. Me. Love. Questions?

 

Stuff that sucks:

(or things I don't understand)

Life, Drama, F-n school, Jerks, snobby plastics, unoriginal robots, school, Old people (LMFAO), my family, life, having your heart broken, news, twitter, bloggers, posers etc.

So ya add me and read my stuff and ask me about anything you want to know.

(be my friend so I can be loved)

I love reading stuff so send me yours even though I probably won't get back to you in like a year because I'm crazy and busy this semester and such. Hahahha!

(You are not worth my time or effort)

So ya catch ya later suckas! XOXOXO

(I hate that I want you to like me so much)

 

 

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. " walt disney

 (Something I read off a flair once)

 

( various myspace graphics featuring cute sayings, emo porn, swearing, twilight stuff, butterflies, sparkly flowers and scantily clad faeries that all somehow explain to you who I really am)

Author's Note

To no one in particular...

Reviews

[Marie Anzalone]

You get about 30 seconds to get my attention... that's it. This kept me riveted. Your commentary was dead-on, and deadpan hilarious. Are they teaching this crap in schools? I don't know about you, but I am THRILLED when someone with talent, who has something to say, takes the time to read my work, and comment on it! Wow! Why? Because I know that my little scribblings have actually been worth the time of someone who knows a thing or two about grammar, setup, plot, character, intricacy, etc. If they're reading my work... I can't be as bad as I pretend to be. The rest... well... this is why God made us all with a sense of humor, I suppose. You can laugh or cry. Sometimes, I even do both. This... made me laugh out loud. Thanks fro saying what many of us are thinking...

[The Doctor]

you're very dynamic which i highly enjoy. there is comedy, truth, care, love, hurt, fun. it's all good. i can't just pick one thing out. but keep it up and as the guy below me said, thank you for saying what we're all thinking. i would but i don't wnat to be a resident of butler ^_^

[Erotic Goddess]

LMAO! Seriously....A-freaking-MEN!!!! It's gotten so it's not even safe to accept a friend request around here cause everyone is 14 and wanting to read about s**t they don't have any business reading...

I loved this!!!

xxoxx

[KatiePie]

No one has spell check on their computers? Sad fate.

[JuliePetunia]

The horror! The agony! Please, make it stop! I wish writerscafe had an age-test, as in, if someone can't spell properly, or likes Twilight, you can't use the website. This is one of the wittiest things I have found, I applaud you.

[miSS LEaf]

whahahaaaaa........ i like :D

[KL]

To no one in particular, yes, but applicable to about 75% of 'writers' on this site. We should implement an age limit or something, haha. Your words speak true, thanks for bringing it to the light. ;)

[Jennika has a short att..]

Wow this was quite entertaining. I'm very sad that most of the kids that I'm forced to "learn" with are this way, and I'm probably guilty of some of this myself since being around a bunch of people like that for so many years can kinda rub off on you, but I have to admit, it's quite entertaining hearing them say "oh that band is so stupid, I hate them" one day and then the next, "OMG I flippin love that band, they've been my favorite for YEARS!!! :D" Ugh, sickens me, especially when it's a band I like. I really enjoyed reading this, and hope that when I get out of the "golden years of my life", I can meet some decent human beings who understand this and laugh with me at the stupidity of "the kids of our future".

[the-One-with-the-Darkne..]

i seriously love this. i get tired of the posts like that too.

[David W Moore III]

Spot on! Huzzah. (that last was my grandfather piping in.)

[sarah]

hahaha cool!