I Am Eric Burdon

a thin slice of my autobiography, which is fictional

Eric Burdon was an animal. I am an animal. Therefore, I am Eric Burdon.

In 1986, I wrote my autobiography; “I Used To Be An Animal, But I'm Alright Now.” I haven't read my autobiography, and hope that someone will tell me what's in it some day, and I hope she is a very hot babe.

One of me first hits was “We Gotta Get Out Of This Place.” It was followed up, or preceded with, “It's My Life.” I can't remember the order of my songs. Please read my autobiography. Perhaps, you'll find it there. I used to tour with “War” when the other animals got tired out, and recorder a few hits, like “Spill The Wine,” “Tobacco Road,” (which I can't even remember), and “San Franciscan Nights.” Oh, I almost forgot. With the animals I did, “The House of The Rising Sun,” “Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood,” and “Don't Bring Me Down.”

Somewhere along the way I did, “I'm Crying,” “Boom Boom,” “ CC Rider,” and the cover, “Ring Of Fire.”

My notes are wrecked, as you can imagine. With “War” I also did, “When I was Young,” “Sky Pilot,” and “Monterey.”

If you haven't heard from me in a while it's because I have been writing my biography, which, I promise, will be fictional and awesome.