Power Underwear

get empowered!

Everybuddy needs

this new invention.

Emits a beeping sound,

like a truck backing up,

or, mood music,

waves crashing on beach,

ambient sounds of

city traffic,

sirens, jackhammers,

violins,

heavy metal.

Glows in the dark,

plus, has flashing,

multi-colored lights.

Doubles as wi-fi

cellphone tower.

Put yer body to work

NOW!

Reviews

[Elizabeth]

This is pretty damn funny. I can hear the infomercial voice throughout the piece. The ambient sounds coming from the damn underwear is pretty awesome :)