Classic Teenager Poem Nowadays

Thanks, Hugo. XD I'm actually posting one.

Society is gay

Gayer than my gay friend Trevor the ballerina in a mankini

SOCIETY WHY U SO MAINSTREAM

Imma go cut myself with some celery nao

Trevor has flowing hair

No one understands me and my pain

Author's Note

Lol. No offense to teenagers. This is just what I see all over the place. And I have nothing against Emos. Seriously.

Reviews

[Admiral Kirk]

MY NAME IS IN THE DESCRIPTION! I NOTICE! I AM SO HONORED. YOU'RE WELCOME, LORDOFMAGICALPONIES.

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YSKSKFJ YEAH COOL MAN

[Admiral Kirk]

HAHAHALOLOMG I'M SHO FAMOUS NOW

[Wolfwind]

I couldn't help but chuckle at this.. for some reason that I can't quiet fathom yet. Perhaps it was the fact that I read all the rest of the review comments first and was already laughing at the those, so when I got to reading the actual poem, it made perfect sense! lol ;p

Aaron

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Haha, yeah, the comments are pretty... "Out there."

Thanks for reading! XD

[Admiral Kirk]

I TROLL ANOTHER REVIEW!!!

[Admiral Kirk]

*kicks over table* *whistles innocently* Mhmhmhm... muahahahahahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*choke*

Doo doo dum doo doo... DOO DOO DA DOO DOO DA DOOOO!!!

(sings) SPAM SPAM SPAM! NOT THE MEAT, THE FUN KIND! SPAM SPAM SPAM! ANGST.

[Admiral Kirk]

:D It's all clear to me now!!!

[Admiral Kirk]

What is?

[Admiral Kirk]

Your face, that's what! Ha ha ha!!!

[Admiral Kirk]

DIE POTATO!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

ANGST.

[Admiral Kirk]

OH YEAH I ADDED A NEW LINE TO EMO POEMS. THE LAST LINE IS ANGST. ALWAYS. CAUSE ANGST IS COOL LIKE THAT. ANGST. *rhythmically snaps fingers*

[A. V. Madison]

Aside from Hugo trolling all these reviews, it's a funny poem AND OMG A BIG BANG JUST WENT OFF OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE WTF sorry bout that just a little scared now.
lol but cool poem, really funny. I like the "Trevor has flowing hair" because I actually have an ex named trevor lmao xDDDD
100/100 for your creativity, dear.

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LOL IT MAY BE MOOBS BEING BORN.

That's hilarious! Was his hair flowing?

Thanks for the nice review!

[A. V. Madison]

His hair was sexy- nah. I never really liked his hair XD lol

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Well, you can dream, xD maybe his hair was smex on mars? You never know.

[Admiral Kirk]

TROOOOLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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YEAH! TROLOLOLOLOL*cough*IMFOREVERALONE

[Admiral Kirk]

OMG MEH TOO! :O So forever alone I have monopolized the comments of zis poem! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW I FEEL POPULAR

[Admiral Kirk]

@White-wearing person: I thought there was an explosion outside my house, so I started running around in a panic - turns out only I heard it... O.O

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hfasldflasjdfadsjf OWAAAAAHH

[Admiral Kirk]

OH MAH GAWD

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OH MAI

[Admiral Kirk]

GAWD

[RachelReaper]

im a teen and don't really write many things like that, but... still. I don't really like this, but I think that's just because we don't share the same sense of humor

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Yeah, that could be it. I have a really blunt, straightforward, almost dark sense of humor.

Thanks for commenting, though.

[RachelReaper]

yeah, yeahs

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Yelps, yeps.

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Yelps. What is a yelp? Autocorrect, sorry. XD

[Admiral Kirk]

Hahahahahaha... why am I laughing...

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HAHAHAHAHAH. I don't know either. XD

[Admiral Kirk]

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUN

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Spamming comments? Yeah xD Someone's gonna snap and tell us to stop pretty soon. Lawl

[Admiral Kirk]

LOL! xD

[Richy Moon]

(eyeroll) Not really a great poem, its random and hateful without any reason. I don't like it much.

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It's... A joke. Seriously.

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XD but thanks for commenting even though you didn't like it.

[Admiral Kirk]

It was a funny joke too... :( lolol :P
But seriously, you know teens. We're random and hateful without any reason, so it's perfect! :D

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:D ego-boost 60% bro!

[Admiral Kirk]

:D Yayyy!!! *brofist* Morale boost 30%! WOO!

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@richy moon I read your profile and I see you are really pro-teen... But you have to admit some things people post on here, anywhere, are just plain ridiculous. I may be included, but considering that I'm a teen myself, I had to make fun of that. And plus, like I said in the author's notes, I didn't want to offend anyone.

[Richy Moon]

Let's just say I'm with rachel in saying we don't agree on this part of humor

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Yeah... Quite a few people do not. This is mostly an inside joke, still can also be my opinion, but is in no way my general view of teenage writing.

Sorry if I offended you. You really shouldn't be, though, because I'm weird and not very many people understand my sense of humor.

[Admiral Kirk]

It's a GOOD inside joke, that's what it is! :D

Sorry if she offended you. It's my fault, but I officially put all the blame on Steve Jobs.

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THANK YHU STEVE JOBS!

[Admiral Kirk]

*Steve Jobs you'rewelcomes you from my house of awesome dead people in the Sims*

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*hugs Steve Jobs* for your kind contribution, I am now an iSheep!

[Admiral Kirk]

*Steve Jobs hugs you* *Michael Jackson joins in* OHMAHGAWD A iSHEEP! *buys*

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Nawhawhaw. I cost very much.

I cost a Russian accent!

[Admiral Kirk]

Isht thius gudd enogfhzx?

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Ohsdgf, ish geud enogfhzx! I am sold!

[Admiral Kirk]

YAYGFHZX! I GOTS A iSHEEPFHZX!

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Sdklsd I LUFF iSHEEP

[Admiral Kirk]

OH MAH GAWDFHZX SHO DO I

[Admiral Kirk]

OH MAH GAWD ITSH A EMO POEM!!! xD MASHTAIRPEESH.

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OMG YESH IT'S MY MASTAIRPECE

[Admiral Kirk]

ITSH SHO SHEXY I MUSHT PUT IT ON MAH WAHLL IN SHAHRPEE

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*DIES OF HAPPINESS BUT REVIVES* OMG I AM SHO HUNORED.

[Admiral Kirk]

OMG SHO AM I

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:O BUT MAH SCHILLZ ARE FRUM YHUR TECHINGS

[Admiral Kirk]

AH KNOW AH'M SHO PROUD OF YOU

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*hugs* AND MY MANKINI WOULD BE IF I HADN'T THROWN IT AWAY

[Admiral Kirk]

*squeezes* OH IT WOULD BE SHO PROUD

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It wash so pink and it looks SHO nice of Trevor... *shniffles*

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*on

[Admiral Kirk]

*bursts into tears*

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*starts dancing* He's still got his floral one-piece, though...

[Admiral Kirk]

Oh good!!! This Trevor guy sounds schmexy. Mankinis are amazing...

[therealnushie]

totes! you guys are hilarious.....

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@Hugo If I were a dude he'd be smex. ;)

[Admiral Kirk]

:D @tree person: THANKS!!!
@LORDOFMAGICALPONIES: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... good one... xD
*consults Othollo* He says, if you really want to, you CAN be a dude! 8D

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Lolol! I SHALL BE A DUDE! *draws mustache on face and takes off shirt* I AM A MAN WHO PROUDLY SHOWS HIS MOOBS.

[Admiral Kirk]

*draws you your unibrow again* :D
*rips off shirt with epic woosh*
I AM A MAN THAT PROUDLY SHOWS THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT.

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WAHAHAHA! MAN DANCE IN 3... 2... 1... *grans giraffe and tangos*

[Admiral Kirk]

*man dances, assuming we were counting to one*

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No... We're counting to 47! *tackles with penguin*

[Admiral Kirk]

DAMN! *falls down* So, we count backwards from 3 to 47? Makes sense to me!

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Of course it does! It goes--SHWAN! DOO! DOO N A HAIF! SHEVEN! FOURTEEN-TEEN! SHEWNTY-WAN! SHWENTY SHEVEN! SHWENTY SEVEN HAIF! THOITY SHEVEN, FOITY SHEVEN...

SCHFIFTY FIVEEEE! WHOT YHU SAI?

Look up schfifty-five on YouTube. You'll enjoy it. XD

[Admiral Kirk]

OSSHUM I HOPE SHO *looks it up*
*enjoys it*
WIN!

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OMG IKR. That song is beautiful.

[Admiral Kirk]

I KNOW RIGHT I'M IN LOVE WITH IT

[Admiral Kirk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OSSSSSHUUUUUUUUMMM

[therealnushie]

LOL. I'm a teen and that is funny.

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Haha, me too. Thanks, though.

[Admiral Kirk]

HA, I'M A TEEN AND EVERYTHING'S FUNNY!

[therealnushie]

Tru that!!! :)

[Admiral Kirk]

Lawwwwwwwwwlll :P