The Dark Side of the Moon

David and Johnny both looked out the window and saw Lindsey talking to a man across the street. "I hope this works." said David. The man she was talking to then exchanged his car keys for thousands of dollars. Lindsey then looked up to them and gave them a thumbs up. "She did it!" exclaimed David. "Now let's get out of here." The both of them then ran out the door of the room. They ran down the hallway as carefully as the could, trying their best to not make any noise. After what seemed like hours they finally made it to the elevator. David pressed the down button and the elevator door opened up immediatley. The both of them then bolted inside.
The worst thing was that the elevator was playing a Cher song. The same one that was playing in the Mustang a few days ago. Johnny frantically started hitting the speaker. "I really hate that song." he said. David couldn't help but smile. Finally the elevator got to the lobby floor. David and Johnny sneaked out and hid behid a ficus in the lobby room. "Okay," said David, "You see those glass doors? That's where she will be coming through." After about a minute and a half of anxiously waiting the saw a car driving towards the hotel. But it wasn't going to be stopping by itself. "Okay, Johnny, let's go."
The car with no person driving it then smashed through the glass windows and crashed into one of the walls inside the building. David and Johnny then ran outside of the hotel screaming like maniacs. No one would think they were up to anything anyways. Half of them were probably having heart attacks anyways. Johnny and David then found Lindsey waiting for them inside of the Mustang. "Hurry up you guys!" she screamed out the door. They were then all in the car and driving to an unknown destination.
"Lindsey," said David, "I have a question. Why didn't you get rid of the Mustang? It's going to be easy for the cops to spot us. I mean it's clear daylight outside! We're dead!" "Shut-up!" Lindsey replied, "I wasn't thinking straight!" Well, because of Lindsey's idiotic mistake, a cop DID recognize them. He turned on his sirens and started chasing them. "This is car 24. I have found the Merced Maniacs. They are here right in front of me. Send backup."
"Oh crap." said Johnny, "There's a cop right behind us. And he's talking in his cop transmitter thingy." David then looked at Lindsey with a pale face. Five minutes later there were about five more cars behind them. Lindsey then stepped on the gas. David thought he was going to die. He didn't know if it was going to be from the cops or from Lindsey's driving. One of the cops rammed into the back of the Mustang. This broke off the rim. "I can't believe this is happening!" Lindsey yelled out.
After about thirty five minutes They were being chased by what looked like twenty five cars. Lindsey then saw an off ramp right in front of them. "Hold on." she said.
They bolted onto the off ramp and ended up at the worst possible place. The Hoover Dam. "Aww damn." said Johnny. They were cornered. There was nowhere else for them to go. The gang jumped out of the car. So did the cops. Except the cops didn't hesitate to pull out their guns. "Okay," said David, "Let's be cool." Lindsey didn't act cool. She jumped on the edge of the dam. "Shoot me if you want cops!" yelled Lindsey. "I don't care either way I'm not going to jail." "Now wait a second." said one of the cops, "You don't need to do this." Lindsey didn't listen.
"Well guys," she said, "It's been one helluva' ride." She gave a salute to her friends. Her only friends. And she jumped. "Lindsey!!" screamed David and Johnny together. They didn't dare to look down. The cops ran over to them and grabbed them both. As the cops took them both to seperate cars while reading them their rights Johnny yelled over to David, "Well I guess this is it buddy! I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." David had a smile his face and replied "There is no dark side of the Moon really ... as a matter of fact it's all dark." They were then put into the back seats of the cop cars.