Another Kubrick Reference

After eating their food our loyal droogs got up and went to the cashier to pay. "Okay how much is that?" David asked the cashier. "Let's see.." she said, "One pie and three drinks. Your total comes out to eight dollars." David reached into his pocket when Johnny stopped him. "Dude." said Johnny "We got some moola in the car. Why not use that?" David looked at him and said in a reassuring voice, "Johnny I have an idea for the money. Trust me." "Alright." said Johnny. "Your loss."
David paid the cashier and she said "Okay, and here's your receipt." "Thanks," said David and he turned around but was stopped when the cashier yelled "Hey! Wait a second! Is that a Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi shirt that you're wearing??" "Why yes!" he said, "Yes it is! I'm suprised someone actually recognizes that cartoon!" He then turned back around and left out the door. "Holy crap." He said, "Dude I thought she knew about us for a second there." "Yeah." said Lindsey, "There's a feeling of being bad in my feelings. I like it!"
"I like it too." Said Johnny, "It makes you pretty sexy." "Yeah thanks," she said and punched him in the arm. "Well droogs." Said Johnny, "We should be going now. Vegas is a few hours away and it's already six o' clock." David and Lindsey agreed and walked to the car. "Wait!" Said David, "Shotgun!" He then pushed Lindsey and jumped into the front seat. They then drove off. After about a few hours the gang could see the lights of Vegas in front of them. "We made it!!" Yelled Johnny. "Here guys," said Johnny, "Have some."
"You finally came through for us Johnny!" Said Lindsey as she grabbed this clear square thing from Johnny. "Thanks," said David, "What are these, those melt in your mouth mints?" He asked as it melted in his mouth. "No," said Johnny, "LSD." David's face then turned as white as snow. "YOU JUST GAVE ME LSD YOU RETARD???" "Hey!" Said Johnny, "Retared is a politically incorrect word!" "I DON'T CARE!!! " Replied David. "Dude," said Johnny "Don't freak out. If you freak out you'll have a bad trip. So just stay relaxed. Oh finally!" he said, "A parking space! See David how could you not relax? We're in Vegas and we found a parking space! Things are finally going our way!"
"Yeah," replied David, "I guess it's not so bad." Just then the gang heard laughing and yelling outside of the car. Then there was a bunch of loud banging that sounded like chains and poles hitting the car. After awhile the banging stopped and a group of four guys walked to the front of the car. They were a weird bunch. They all wore white pants and shirts with black boulder caps. They also had these weird looking masks on. They looked a real horrorshow.
The leader of the group looked into the window and said "Welly welly well well well. What do we have here my little droogies?" David then turned to Johnny and said "Johnny you were right. I'm having a bad trip right now." Johnny turned to him and said "It takes ten minutes for the LSD to take effect. This is no trip." Just then the front window was smashed in.