And Then It Happened

After spending 20 minutes to open the doors, they finally started to drive to the patent office. "I need to stop by the liquor store." Said David, "I feel like getting a soda. You guys want anything?" "No," they both replied. "Fine," said David. As he drove up to the liquor store he said "You guys stay here. I'll be right back."
David walked up to the counter to order his soda when he started hearing Johnny beeping the horn and shouting out obsceneties at the car rolling up. The lady walked out of the car and walked inside the store. "Are those your friends in the back seat of that car?" "Yes," replied David, "Why?" "Well, I think they are very rude. Tell them to stop!" "Whatever," muttered David under his breath as he walked out.
"Finally, Dave!" Said Johnny as he walked inside the car. "Hey!" said David, "That lady in there is very mad because of you guys." "So what," replied Johnny, "It's not like she can do anyhting to us." "Yeah, you're right," replied David as they drove away to the patent office.
Once there, they got out of the car and walked up the steps and into the office. "Hello," said the secretary, "May I help you?" "Yes," said Johnny, "I'm here to see the person to help me get a patent." "Well," replied the secretary, "Just go through that door. She's in there." "Thanks." Replied Johnny.
Once they got inside they were shocked at what they saw. The lady in the chair looked old and wrinkly, her hair was thin and gray. Her name was Margaret. Or so it said on her engraved nameplate on her desk. Oh yeah, she was also the lady from the liquor store. She looked up from her desk, and stared at them with a blank expression on her face. "Oh. My. God." She said.
"Uhhhh, hello." Said Johnny with a fake smile on his face. "I'm here for a patent." She looked like she was about to stab Johnny in the face with her pencil, but played along. "What did you create?" She asked. "Well," said Johnny, "I didn't create it, but I want to make the F-word a copyrighted word in my name." "Okay," she said, "Get out of my office, I have no need to be playing around with people of lower intellegence like you."
"OH YEAH???" Screamed Johnny, "WELL I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU JUST LOST THE GREATEST THING YOU COULD OF EVER PATENTED!!!" She then replied with anger, "Even if you did create this word I wouldn't patent it to you!!!! You ave no respect for people and you should not be treated like one!!! Now get out of my office!!!" "FINE!!" screamed Johnny, "Come on guys, people here don't understand genius when they see it!!!" As they were leaving the office,Johhny kept screaming and hollering at Margaret's direction. "Janice," Saud Margeret, "I'm going for a walk."And with that said she left her office.
Once they got in the car David started to yell to Johnny in the backseat. "See waht you did?? Seriously Johnny, You're so stupid!" "Shut up!!" Replied Johnny, "This would of never of happened if you didn't go to the liqour store!!" David turned around and yelled, "You're blaming me??? You should of behaved yourself at the-" "WATCH OUT!!" screamed Johnny and Lindsey.
All of a sudden the car hit somthing with a loud thud. They all ran out to see what had happened. At the same time they heard a scream and saw the secretary outside the office. "SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!!" she screamed, "THOSE THREE MURDERED HER!!!" They then looked behind the car and saw Margeret. Laying on the ground. No heartbeat, no pulse. DEAD.