Deck Destruction!

A true account of a deck collapse at a Halloween party.

I’m standing beside the house possibly idling in my thoughts, when in an instant a rumble strikes like thunder on the teen infested deck. A fight! An all out brawl! Is my first assumption, however, this is immediately countered by a sketchy drunkard named Mitch thrillfully shouting, " The deck just caved in! The deck just collapsed, AHHH HAHAHA." 

    Some 20 stumbling hooligans simultaneously crashing to the ground, cracked 2b4s, and exposed rusted nails. Fortunately for them the deck is maybe 3 feet elevated, posing no fall damage, although, this deck belongs to the host along with the cabin. In complete mayhem and destruction, one can only sympathize with his terrible misfortune. For me (and most others) the party rages on.

Author's Note

I don't care if thrillfully isn't a word.