Bob-bee Tearaway; the strange happenings of a strange girl

Wrote this today, listening to the wonderful tune "Hate to say I told you so" by The Hives. Bob-bee encounters some STRANGE events frequently and I, as her overseer from another dimension (though she doesn't know it), shall document these happenings for the entertainment of you mortals. Once again, I swiftly looked through this with my x-ray vision gaze so there may be some mistakes and all that jazz. Please, enjoy the many happenings of the abonormal girl Bob-bee Tearaway~