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Number 3.

 

Okay, now it starts that you have to go to some real effort. You need to do something you wouldn’t normally do. You can start small or hit the road at the fastest pace you can.

So, if you have NEVER EVER EVER painted your nails, go find your’s sister’s stuff and smother your nails in it. But then you gotta make sure someone sees. So go out to your local coffee shop and make sure every sees your nice nails.

But for some people, that’s pretty easy. So how about you paint your hair? Here’s some more ideas:

·         Put a box on your head and walk around like a chicken

·         Buy one single piece of gum. Not a packet, just one single piece.

·         Wear a piece of clothing you wouldn’t normally wear.

·         Go play cricket.

·         Put your Christmas tree up on your roof.

·         Draw a picture

·         Draw a picture on your arm

·         Tear a piece of paper in half using your ears

·         Make a sandwich with your feet

·         Sing, it doesn’t have to sound good. (that’s gonna be a tough one for many people).

·         Draw a third eye on your face

·         Cut off all your hair

·         Buy something from an infomercial

 

These are just some suggestions, and if you really feel up to it, pick more than one. But whichever one you choose, whilst it can involve other people, please don’t hurt, maim, steal or break anything or anyone. And don’t force anyone to do anything. Those sane people are crazy for not wanting to participate though, but it is their choice.

So go one, go don that pink cape and walrus feather hat.

And remember, they’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you. But you can laugh with them.

Reviews

[Aeneas Barton]

line 5 : "your local coffee shop and make sure every sees your nice nails." should be make sure everyone sees your nice nails.

3rd line from the end, "So go one, go don that pink cape..." Should it be "so go on,..."

Once again ignore this if you purposely made these faults to demonstrate insanity, in the meantime I am going to keep reading.

[Ami N.]

I chose singing.
"It's a small world after all!"
BBJ (Billy Bob Joe) is looking at me like I've grown a third ear. No wait. Like I've lost my third ear.

Appropriately enough. ;P

[Marie]

I could get a little nose ring. The people who know me would certainly notice that. But my daughter would disown me.