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Number 1.

 

Find a horrifically insane name. For example Unknown Person Who Has A Secret Mastering Of Insanity And Is Now Just Adding Words To Make My Name Longer. That one’s mine (don’t you dare steal it or prepare to stick your head between your legs). But you get the idea.

Here’s a few that you can steal safely:

·         I Am Insane

·         You Are Insane

·         That Guy Who Is Better Than You

·         The Random Person You Sit Next To On The Bus (might wanna change seats)

·         Woah

·         I Like Pie Wait I Love Pie

·         Music Makes My Mind Merge Manically Monotonously Magical (MMMMMMMM)

·         Today Is Hot

·         Weather Guy That Always Gets It wrong

Or the most horrifically insane (apart from my name).

Bob.

 

Or, if none of those tickle your fancy, you can make up your own name. Here’s a few letter combinations to get you inspired.

·         GJTLEYFBF

·         LIZNG

·         YEPWMNT

·         AEIOU

·         UOIEA

·         UFO

·         PIZZA

·         ASDLKASD

·         PPRYMQ

·         QUILHBG

 

There you go, now that should give you some idea of a horrifically insane name. Now you don’t have to use any of those, but you can.

And there you go, that is the first way to remain insane. Pretty easy aye? No one was sticking their heads between their legs just yet were they?

So, onto the next one.

Reviews

[spiritwind]

I think I shall be Ebllahsiknihti
mosty of the timey

[Ami N.]

Hmm.
I could be:
TOWWTTMUANSIMOUTMANSBIALT
The One Who Was Told To Make Up A Name So I Made One Up That Makes Absolutely No Sense Because I Am Like That.

Or:
TOWAACSNBD
The One Whose Awesomeness And Craziness Should Never Be Doubted

[Ami N.]

Never mind. I change my name. It is now:

TOWWTTMUANSIMOUTMANSBIALTATOWAACSNBD
read moreNever mind. I change my name. It is now:

TOWWTTMUANSIMOUTMANSBIALTATOWAACSNBD

(A combination of the above)

[The XYZ Writer]

Let's see then- I shall be The One Who Loves To Hum Until Your Ears Fall Off Into A Pile Of Tomato Ketchup.

[MusicLover]

Same as Kinnixk I mean MMMMMMMM

[♥ Kinnixk]

I shall be MMMMMMMM! :D

[astoundinglyattractive]

Hello, I am Not Actually Crazy You Are Just So Giraffe That You Fell For It
or NACYAJSGTYFFI for short

[Marie]

Well I choose FRIED LIZARD WITH APPLESAUCE