Welcome to the InsaneA Chapter by ArchiaWait, you ask. You’re saying you’re not insane. Then what are you
doing here? Leave now, this is for the insane only, you are not welcome. And
how can you read this? Only the insane can. So you must be insane, come in
then, why didn’t you say so at first, join the ranks. You know, this is much like the fairy tale, the Emperor’s new
Clothes. So either, you are insane. Or you’re that little boy that decided to
stand up for the truth. Which one are you, YOU decide? So, let’s get started shall we. Actually, I better introduce
yourself first. I am the Unknown Person Who Has A Secret Mastering Of Insanity
And Is Now Just Adding Words To Make My Name Longer. Or UPWHASMOIAINJAWTMMNL. I
choose it myself (aren’t you proud). Now that we’ve got my name out of the way,
I’ll tell you a little bit about meself. I am terribly terribly insane (let’s
put a posh English accent there). I will flit between accents. I talk to myself
all the time, actually I’m talking to myself right now. Is it time for that
maniacal laugh yet? You know what, why don’t you judge me for yourself, what do
you think of me? I know I’m amazingly pretty (no need to point that out). But
am I even amazingly amazingly pretty? Quick! BUFFALO! Write that down three times. Buffalo buffalo
buffalo. Don’t worry I did it for you. Now, some ground rules. This is a nice little (or not) guide to
help you keep that insanity. If ever you think that you’re becoming sane, just
repeat some of the exercises. Or alternatively, just repeat BUFFALO in your
head a few times (it always works, I guarantee you won’t be thinking about buffalos
again). Another rule. I am never right. Even if you think I’m right, I’m not.
The best way to stay insane is to do what’s not right. But don’t do what’s
wrong. Okay, so that’s it, let’s get cracka lackin on this shall we. Turn the page and enter the realm of the insane (in case of an
emergency, stick your head between your legs and laugh manically.) © 2012 ArchiaReviews
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Added on July 3, 2012Last Updated on July 3, 2012 AuthorArchiaAboutReally, I'm just one of you. Come in, sit down, grab a cup of tea and enjoy a good read (now that may be a questionable statement). If there's anything in any of my stories that you want to be exp.. more..Writing
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