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Number 59

 

When life gives you lemons, make orange scented tissues. Now, I know that to ask you to make orange scented tissues is ridiculous, because c’mon all the other stuff you can do, but this, gosh you won’t be able to do that. So, let’s make it a little more simple, and say you just have to make lemonade. Sugar, lemons, water, and there you have it. Ol’ fashioned lemonade.

Mmmn, perfect. Smack your lips. Not to sweet, not to sour. Though a bit more of that buffalo’s breath wouldn’t do any harm.

Okay, so you’re looking at that lemonade sitting in a nice big jug (or little jug depending on how much you made) and you’re wondering what to do with it (I can read your mind can’t I?) That wasn’t a question, but you’re gonna answer it now anyway (reading your mind again). Enough!

Now, that you have your lemonade, you need to actually do something with it other than poor it down the sink. So, make a few bucks in the process. Outside your house, school, shopping centre, work, anywhere (there’s endless possibilities) set up a table with a hastily made sign saying Lemon$de and sell that tangy drink.

Oh, and make sure you warn people before they buy it.