30A Chapter by ArchiaNumber 30 Let’s all fly a kite. Okay, does that need more explaining? I
guess so (muttering to oneself, insolent sane minds, you are not insane
enough). That will be fixed soon enough. What you’ll need is a windy day and a
kite. If you don’t have a kite make one. Below you shall find quick (or not)
and easy (most likely not) instructions to makes a kite that may (no chance) or
may not (definitely) work. 1. Get a
garbage bag and six wooden poles (or just find some sticks in the garden). 2. Using some
string (or hair if you feel so inclined) Tie the poles (or sticks) in a cross
shape. Two for the cross, then the other four around them so it’s a diamond
shape. A diamond shape, we all know what that is don’t we. 3. Cut the
garbage bag into the typical diamond kite shape, but make it bigger than the
cross. 4. Sticky
tape time. Now I know it will be hard, but try not to get yourself stuck to
something. Refrain people! Stick the garbage bag diamond onto the cross by
folding over the edges around the frame. To the 5. Get some
string, tie it onto the middle of the kites frame and make it long and long and
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long and long and long and long and long and long and long and long. Okay, long
enough. Tie the end onto something and wind it up. 6. Make a
tail if you so wish. Just get another piece of string and stick some paper onto
it, yeah, you know how. So now you have a beautiful kite (don’t forget the glitter to
decorate it). All you have to do is fly it now. Let’s go fly a kite, up… (humming to oneself as I trail off to fly
my kite). © 2012 Archia
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Added on September 22, 2012 Last Updated on September 22, 2012 AuthorArchiaAboutReally, I'm just one of you. Come in, sit down, grab a cup of tea and enjoy a good read (now that may be a questionable statement). If there's anything in any of my stories that you want to be exp.. more..Writing
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