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Number 28.

 

Get 100 balloons and blow them all up. Blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow and blow. Okay, so now you should’ve blown up 100 balloons. Next thing, find a closet or something like that. Try and fit every 100 balloons in that closet, or something like that. Okay, so if you don’t get the 100 in, then no big fuss, no one’s gonna count (or are they mhahahahaha). Don’t forgot to practice that laugh. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Back to the balloons. Yeah, so once you’ve got as many as you can in, wait for someone to come round to open the closet. If they’re taking too long push them in front of it. And yeah, you probably get the picture now.

Simple? Easy? Guaranteed for that maniacal laugh.