The Fun Game

From joy, happiness, and love

I am refrained

and instead

much remorse, pain, and disdain

is given to me

for this is

the name of this game.

The main rule

is a simple

and plain one

and to be good

at this game

all you must do

is not restrain yourself

from causing to others

affliction, problems, and pain,

especially to me

as I am at the center

of this game.

But the main goal

of this game,

yet to be disclosed,

is to unto yourself

gain glorified fame

by succeeding in showing

me much disdain, pain,

and anything

and everything

to cause me

to go insane.

Extra credit is gained

when you have caused

me so much pain

that I end my life

right there,

my body

in left lane

left slain.