101 Things To Love About (Insert Name so you can copy and paste and pass it off as your own)

A love poem as requested by a certain user

101 Things To Love About (Insert Name 

so you can copy and paste

 and pass it off as your own)

1. When her smile can extend from ear-to-ear

2. When she doesn’t need prompting to chug back a beer

3. The pride that she takes in her terrible jokes

4. The fact that I don’t even mind that she smokes

5. Always leaving you wanting more and more

6. The awkward positions that left you so sore

7. Would you like to share headphones?

Why yes, certainly I would.

8. She doesn’t think “could you”

She knows you can

And you should

9. Those warm hugs

10. Those eyes

11. Those kisses

12. Those thighs

13. How she’s openly honest about how we both met

14. How her presence alone makes me nervously sweat 

15. Partners in crime

We’d aid and abet

16. How we have such sympathy

For our vast amounts of debt

17. Sarcastic and witty

18. Personality traits you cannot beat

19. She can be kind of a b***h

20. But she’s really quite sweet

21. How peaceful you look 

Before you awake

22. So many damn filters

On those photos you take

23. You may not be thin

But to deprive you’s a sin

24. Your bodies many curves

25. You’re a sociable drinker

26. A spirited free-thinker.

27. When I’m stressed

You calm my nerves

28. How beautiful’s your soul

29. How my heart you did stole

30. How we made it a goal

To keep our emotions 

Under control

31. I know it’s ever-changing 

But the colour of your hair

32. How when I’m with you

Rain or shine

I really just don’t care

33. You make me happy

34. And I know that it’s sappy

But this poem you did request

35. You know how to cook

36. And you don’t give a f**k

37. Who says we have to get dressed?

38. The silly things we talk about 

39. How you’ve got not one regret

40. And I’ve told you a million times

A vampire’s not a pet

41. The intimate moments that we share

42. The many different ways we show each other we care

43. Your laugh

44. Your lips

45. Your a*s

46. Your hips

47. The debates about nothing

48. The huffing

49. The puffing

50. Those light night conversations

51. The kinky s**t

52. The unbeatable wit

53. Hypothetical holiday locations

54. How passionate you are

About what you love

55. Criminology

56. South Park

To name a few of

57. I love to hear about it all

You dreams

58. Your aspirations

59. But please feel free to tell me more

Your woes and your frustrations

60. Where do you see yourself in fie years time?

Wrapped up in your arms

Where it may be, I do not mind

If I’m with you I have no qualms 

61. We give each other strength 

62. Cause we’re on the same wavelength

63. You sometimes beat me to the punch

64. The nicknames are great

But please promise me mate

We’ll never say honeybunch

65. The passionate lip-biting

66. We make our lives quite exciting

67. Your poetry writing

68. The ridiculous play fighting

69. How we enjoy each others company

70. We don’t need to talk

71. Going out is just fine

72. You’d just rather not walk

73. Your taste in music

Is actually quite decent

74. How we kiss and make up 

No matter how recent

75. Warm hugs

76. Spooning

77. Your breath on my neck

But because of the distance

Getting them’s quite a trek

78. How no matter the distance

We always make time

79. How we challenge each other

To write silly rhymes

80. My head in you lap

Looking up to the sky

81. The silly excuse

That our lips were too dry

82. When you came to stay

You stole my blue hoodie

83. You never cease to surprise me

I don’t have to think “would she”

84. How good you feel to hold

Especially when you’re cold

85. On your heart I’m truly sold

To me your kisses are like gold

86. We met online

87. Your personality was fine

88. Your looks weren’t too bad either

89. You don’t mind that I snore

But may I implore

I’m just a heavy breather

90. How when you say goodnight I’ll try to stall

Just a few seconds longer

91. But I swear above all

Though this order is tall

Our love can only grow stronger

92. The nicknames we made

You’re squish 

And I’m mush

93. You’ll say that you didn’t

But did I just see you blush?

94. When I first told you I loved you

You were hesitant at first

When you said it back

I swear

My heart was fit to burst

95. We might not know what we want in life

Perhaps a vampire pup?

96. You probably think this is getting tedious

So I’ll start to wrap things up

97. We always knew this would be more 

Than just some silly fling

So my heart was yours

And I gave in

The night I heard you sing

98. Funnily enough, it turns out

Condom shopping’s more your thing

99. From the moment that I met you

My heart did mush

My words did slur

100. Such vivid memories we made

Went by so fast

Almost a blur

101. When that love is unconditional

She loves you 

And you love her

Reviews

[Armistead Lindsey]

A++

But you didn't really need that hours extension.... 😂

[Armistead Lindsey]

Thankyou.
I have only these things to say
1. My jokes are amazing!
2. Leave my filters alone! You cannot deny the pictures look great!
3. A vampire is totally a pet!
4. Damn straight I don't wanna walk, walking is boring!
5. You do snore... but you also chew in your sleep.... 😂
6. I'm down for a vampire pup
7. I love this poem!!!