Rosh- Hindi Play

This was the play written by me during my college time. Please read it.

A play for a social cause, we are going to present a skit based on anti-ragging.

Scene1:

Sneha(J) :       Suniye!! Kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai ki Hostel ki fee kaha jama hoti hain?       

Rohit(s) :         Ji maaf kijiyega mujhe koi andaaza nahi, me hostel me nahi rehta aap ek kaam kijiye who jo log baithe hai… waha un se pooch lijiye

Sneha(j):         thankx

Rohit(s):          its ok

(sneha thodi door baithe kuch aur seniors se puchne jaati hai)

Sneha(j):         Excuse me!!hostel ki fee kaha jama hoti hai,kya aap bata sakte hain??

Ajay(S):           Haan Haan kyu nahi zarur bata sakte hai

Neha(s):          (Ajay se) kaash yaar aise question semester exam me aate

Ajay(S):           first year hai??

Sneha(j):         han

Ajay(s):            kon si branch

Sneha(j):         I.T

Umesh(s):        kon aai thi(mazak me)

Sneha(j):         I mean information technology,ab please mujhe aap bata rahe hai ki fee kaha jama hoti hai?

Ajay(s):            are madam ji aise bhi kya jaldi hai ab toh aap ko chaar saal tak yahi rehna hain, pehle aap apna introduction dijiye

Sneha(J):        mere pass aur kaam bhi hai, me kisi aur se puch lungi?

Neha(s):          hum tumhare seniors hai, seedhe seedhe apna intro do

Sneha(J):        mere hissab se is  campus me “ragging” allowed nahi hain , me apki complaint kar dungi…aap sabki

Umesh(s):        ragging nahi intro madam introduction I said..!!!

Sneha(j):         me dusro ki tarah nahi hu jo aap ki baato me aa jau

Ajay(s):            thoda tameez se baat karo tumhare senior’s hain hum

Sneha(s):         Aap logo me kitni tameez hain mene dekh lia..(sneha chali jaati hai)

Ajay(S):           are hello suno (sneha ko rokta hain)

Neha(s):          Are chor use baad me dekh lenge, aakad toh dekho iski…..iske nakhre toh bade high hai

 

(College XYZ day)

Umesh(s):        Ajay woh dekh miss attitude aa rahi hai

Ajay(s):            hey u, idhar aana

Sneha(j):         kya hai??

Umesh(s):        time kya ho raha hai??

Sneha(j):         its 9:00 am

Umesh(s):        toh tumhe itni bhi tameez nahi ki wish karo

Sneha(j):         wish aur aap jaise seniors ko my foot

Umesh(s):        (Ajay se) lo be aaj fir izzat ka faluda bana gayi, Chal yaar canteen chalte hain kuch khila de bhuk lagi hai

Ajay(s):            abhi faluda bana ke gayi toh hai,kha le use

 

Scene3

Rohit:               Hey hi, Tumhe us din mil gaya tha na fee counter

Sneha(j):         yes sir mil gaya tha

Rohit(s):          Aur kabhi bhi koi problem ho toh bata dena ok

Sneha(j):          sir agar mechanics ke notes n books mil jaati toh acha rehta

Rohit(s):          ok me arrange kar dunga. Karan ek minute bhai aana zara

Karan(s):         haan rohit btao kya hua?

Rohit(s):          yaar tere pass mechanics ki books n notes honge?

Karan(s):         haan hai mere pass….aur notes bhi rakhe hai

Rohit(s):          ye sneha hai, first year hain iska tum isko de dena as soon as  possible

Karan(s):         ok, sneha fikar na karo me tumhe notes and books dono de dunga, aur  kabhi bhi kisi cheez ki zarurat ho bta dena

Rohit(s):          haan sneha tum ise bata dena ye college topper hain

Sneha(s):         thanx sir

Sneha(j):         ek aap hai aur ek who log the idiots

Rohit(s):          kyu kya ho gaya kisi ne kuch kaha tumse?

Sneha(s):         Haan who usi din mile the mene help maangi unse toh kehne lage intro do apna, mene toh saaf mana kar diya

Rohit(s):          yaar who tumhare seniors hai, introduction ke liye toh bola tha de dena chahiye tha, kyunki yaar agar tum seniors ke saath sahi se pesh aaogi who tumhari madad karenge humesha.

Sneha(j):         Sir,mujhe ye sab acha nahi lagta ki koi mujhse zabardasti kare

Rohit(s):          koi baat nahi tumhari life hai..chalo all the best for ur future

Sneha(j):         thank you sir bye.

 

 

Scene 4: (Hostel night)

Neha(s):          Are aap yaha rehti hai, chaliye aap se milne ka bahut man tha

Sneha(j):         toh mil liya na ab jaiye mujhe padne dijiye

Neha(s):          aise kaise parhne de, ragging toh deni padegi

Sneha(j):         Lagta hain mujhe aapki shikayat warden se karni padegi

Pooja(s):          how dare you? Tum apne aap ko samajhti kya ho? Tum seniors se aise baat nahi karogi warna tumhare sath acha nahi hoga

Sneha(j):         kisse kis tarah baat ki jaati hain mujhe ache se pata hain

warden:           Yaha kya ho raha hai, Chalo sab log apne room me jao, Ab shor kiya na toh kher nahi

Neha(s):          tumko toh me dekh lungi

Sneha(j):         haan theek hai dekh lena

 

Scene(4)

Neha(s):          Ajay bas bahut ho gaya ab us ladki ka kuch karna hoga

Ajay(s):            kya hua kuch kaha kya usne?

Neha(s):          kal raat mere se behas kar rahi thi who, Uski ye himmat…!!!

Umesh(s):        Yaar mere ko toh sab chidate hai ki ek junior ne bezzatti kar di

Ajay(s):            Aao aaj toh uski jam ke class lenge

(canteen me)

Sneha:             bhaiya ek coffee dena

Boy:                 10rs hue…

Umesh(s):        are bhaiya pagal ho gaye ho kya Jhansi ki rani coffee maang rahi hai,paise mat le lena nahi toh paap chad jaega

Sneha(j):         tameez se baat karo

Ajay(j):             Are madam ji yahi baat toh hum apko itne din se samjha rhe hain..

Sneha(s):         (jaane lagti hain….)

Neha(s):          Aaj toh ragging tumhe deni hi padegi

Sneha(j):         lagta hai mujhe bhi aap sabki ki shikayat management se karni    padegi

Ajay(s):            haan toh kar lena lekin pehle ragging do

Sneha(j):         aap log yaha padhne aate ho ya awaragardi karne

ajay(s):            (sneha ki coffee uske hath se gira deta hain, aur sneha gusse me ajay ko maar deti hai)

Sneha(s):         ye mat sochna ki me choti hu aur mene tumhe maar diya me tumhare hi age ki hu,thoda late admission hua mera, aur agay se aise batmeezi karne se pehle soch lena

(sneha chali jaati hain)

Neha(s):          ajay usne tumhe mara aur tumne kuch nahi bola

Boy:                 kyu bhaiya ye kya ho gaya Jhansi ki rani ne toh talwar hi chala di

(ajay gusse se canteen wale ko dekhta hai…aur canteen me sab ajay pe haste hain)

Ajay(s):            neha ek kaam karna (ajay uske kaan me kuch samjhata hain)

 Neha(s):         haan ye sahi rahega ok

umesh(s):        par hum andar aenge kaise?

Neha(s):      uska intzam me kr dungi…

Karan(s):         tum log kyu us bechari ki ragging lene pe lage hue ho

Neha(s):          pehle toh humne introduction hi manga tha ab toh ragging leni padegi

Karan(s):         yaar jaane do bhool jao sab

Ajay(s):            Abe oye kitabi keede chal nikal yaha se jyada mat samjha

Scene(5)

(sneha apne room me aati hai aur seniors bahar se darwaza band kar dete hai)

Neha(s):          shhh… awaaz na kro, koi dekh lega..

Sneha:             (Apna blanket uthati hai toh use ek nakli kata hua haath milta hai) somebody help, please koi darwazza kholo, koi darwaza kholo , help, help help, somebody help

(seniors light off kar dete hai)

(2-3 ghante tak sneha chillati rehti hai)

Umesh(s):        ye rohit kaha se aa gaya yaar isne kise bata diya

Ajay(s):            zarur us kitaabi keede ne btaya hoga

rohit(s):           ye tum log kya kar rahe ho darwaza kholo please

umesh(s):         tu beech me na aa,chale ja yaha se

Rohit(s):          darwaza kholo samjhe,who itna chilla rahi hai

Umesh(s):        toh kya tumhari chachi lagti hai kya

Rohit(s):          tum logo se toh baat hi karna bekaar hain

(rohit khidki ke raaste andar jaane ki koshish karta hain)

(sneha ek dum se chillana band kar deti hain aur tab rohit khidki se andar pahucta hai aur ye dekh ke hairan reh jata hain ki sneha dar se pagal ho chuki hain)

Ajay(s):            abe kahi behosh toh nahi ho gayi, chal ab darwaza khol de

Umesh:            ok

Neha(s):          oh my god ye ise kya hua

Ajay(s):            Ye humne kya kar diya ise kya ho gaya ye

Rohit(s):          Ye pagal ho gayi hai aur who bhi tum logo ki is ghatiya harkat se, tum logo ne uski zindagi barbaad kardi, bhagwaan tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karega

Umesh(s):        ye police kaha se aa gayi

Rohit(s):          police ko mene bulaya hai

Rohit(s):          Sir, ye in sab logo ki kartut hai inhe jail me daal dijiye aur kadi se kadi saja dijiye

Rohit(s):          Kya kabhi aap sab ne socha ek…ek chota sa mazak kisi ke sapne, kisi ki khusiya ujaad sakta hai, Aisa karne se haath bhi kya laga in logo ko sirf hathkadiya, aakhir kab tak ye chalta rahega, kyu hum kisi aur ki zindagi me dakhal dete hai, College me vidya milti hain toh fir sabka maksad padhai kyu nahi hota, Aisa jurm karke aapko toh thodi der ke liye maza aa jaega lekin un ke bare me sochiye jo apni manzil ko poora karne ke liye yaha aate hain aur kadi mehnat karte hai, sabhi log abhi pratigya lijiye ki is jurm ke bhagidaar kabhi nahi banege aur dusro ki madad ke liye humseha tatparya rahenge

Reviews

[Nida]

Hi

Yes. Very well written. It's simple and to the point. I love the fact that it is a girl who really rebels. And you have presented a very realistic scenario. Very good. I just wish there was more action. But I still like what you have written. :)

[Happy hours]

thank you for the review....It is inspired from a short film... i'm glad u liked it

[Gurleen Saluja]

wow.. a fab write.. Bohot hi acha likha hai aapne.. aajkal colleges me intro ke naam pe hi ragging hoti hai.. have experienced it.. I know hoe it feels.. :)

[Happy hours]

shukriya ki apko pasand aaya...ek chota se mazak ka kisi pe kya asar hota hai him kabhi ni soch sakte

[Gurleen Saluja]

Hm I know.. :)