Rant in Lemonade

I can see someone doing a joke like this.

When life gives you lemons you’re supposed to make lemonade. Well what if I am sick of that stupid drink? It’s not that great anyways. Mother has that idea and so does everyone else on this universe. It seems as if everyone is lemonade fanatics. I personally hate those sayings because they don’t make a lick of sense. Who is Life even? I mean they gave you lemons, so you should know what the person who gave you lemons looks like. Everyone who speaks the saying cannot answer that question. They say life is just an entity, it is everyone who lives. So you are saying that everyone gave you lemons? All 3 billion people? Well know I understand why you are making lemonade. But why not make a lemon bar with it? See the holes in that saying? Why must you make lemonade? Why not make something else with it? Is it a rule to use that saying every other day? Who even made that saying in the first place? Sally’s Lemonade from the Verizon commercials?  Well hold your horses. I am going to give you some huge news; Lemons can be used for more than lemonade. A lemon can be a smile or a bit of food. Not just a drink people.

Author's Note

What do I need to fix to make this a comedy bit? Like for SNL?

Reviews

[Dominique]

Hmm, How can I fix it?

[The Flame of the Knight]

Thats only if you want to fix it. I think its good on its own ;)

[The Flame of the Knight]

... You make a very good point. But its not really comedy. It doesnt really have the comedic bit look to it. Its more of a semantic battle. Like "Why lemonade when theres so much more you can make?" Its that kind of thing, But I like it though. It was a little odd, but I liked it. Maybe with some editing it can be a bit, but not right now. Good Job