A Mad Dash to The Door!

LOL revenge on the rude drinker, who toots a lot and reeks of nasty yuckie beer!

Guzzling down another cold beer

he throws his head to far back

while making the very strangest

face I have never seen before

liquid oozes down his whiskers

while he belches foul odors too

then he lets something deadly rip

that none of use has ever heard

it thumped and roared like thunder

and soon he grinned that devils grin

while giggling but holding his tummy

he makes a mad dash for the door

what that little stinker didn't know

was what he felt was that of revenge

for I knew that little dab of liquid malox

could do the talking I felt was needed

maybe next time he will stop and think

before getting diarrhea from the mouth