Things You Never Want To Hear People Say.

This is an experiment. Let's see what you can come up with. I will start off with a line, then someone give me another line and I will add it in. I'm dying to see how this turns out.

#1-  "Wow!  Will you look at the size of that spider!"

 

#2-  "Prizon wasn't as bad as I thought..."

 

#3-  "Your brother was better..."

 

#4-   "...and you eat that?  Like, put it in your mouth?  Just wondering what your definition of eat was..."

 

#5-  "Do you wanna see my extra toes?"

 

#6-  "Hold really still.  There's a scorpion crawling up your shorts." (This actually happened to my sister!)

 

#7-  "Yeah, he's dead. Let's push him downstairs and put him into the freezer."

 

#8- "Oh I'm sorry, was that YOUR girlfriend (or boyfriend)?"

 

#9- "Do you think this bridge is supposed to make that popping noise?"

 

#10- "They never convicted me because they couldn't find the body."

 

#11- "Oops!  We were supposed to amputate the OTHER leg!"

Author's Note

Thanks for the ideas. Keep 'em coming!

Reviews

[Emunah June.]

"Oh I' sorry, that was YOUR girlfriend/boyfriend?"

[TJ]

prison wasn't as bad as i thought...

[Vanessa Rico]

Hmmmm... let me give you a few and you can pick...

His brother was better...

Holy geezus?! I didnt know that they came that small!

I really thought those were real...amazing what they can do with a little (or a lot) of silicone.

...and you eat that? Like put it in your mouth? Just wondering what your definition of eat was...