PEE

PEE

A Poem by Andy East
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Just a little fun one that I'm sure most men can relate to. Hope it makes you laugh out loud, but I'll settle for a chuckle.

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It's really hard to pee

when you've got an erection

it really could go

in any direction

all over the seat and floor

and none in the bowl

down your trouser leg

dampening your soul

sometimes it doesn't happen

and nothing comes out

so you try to force it more

"C'mon !!" you scream and shout

I just want to pee

nothing could be simpler

so now it sprays everywhere

just like a garden sprinkler

showered by your pee

I hope nobody knows

time for a shower I think

and maybe a change of clothes

© 2014 Andy East


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Not bad, not bad at all.
Thanks for entering the contest.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hahaha! This made me laugh so hard! This is a great funny little poem, it's a little inappropriate but I think that's what makes it so funny! Nice write!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

haha. relate? definitely. a fun poem that the ladies might not get.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on May 24, 2014
Last Updated on May 24, 2014
Tags: Pee, Funny, Humour, Wet

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Andy East
Andy East

Wakefield, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom



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I am a single father of 7 children. I lost my true love to cancer in 1993. I lost my first daughter to cancer in the same year. I myself survived cancer in 2003 and my second daughter survived cance.. more..

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