Day in the life of...

1) Wake up

2) decide whether or not to get out of  bed.

3) Check Facebook

4) Go to work

5) Pretend To work

6) Troll the internet

7) Check calendar to see if any appointments today

8) Check Facebook

9) Check Writer's cafe

10) Think of suicide

11) Decide suicide is bad idea

12) Go home

13) Stare at ceiling until 0400 next day

14) Convince self everything will be okay

15) Meditate

16) Tell self that life is not meaningless

17) Realize it is

18) Go to sleep

19) Wake up, repeat cycle