![]() WildebeastfriendforeverA Poem by John![]() You and me brah. Yolo. Swag. Kil yourself.![]()
Good morning world! :D
(Good morning!!!!) I had a fantastic dream about rainbows and unicorns last night! (Hurray!) I hope you imagine my voice as cheerful and friendly while you read this to yourself in your head! (Of course! Yippee!) Then I woke up and my stomach started hurting from the massive amounts of not-so-legal substances I had to eat in my cereal bowl last night but don't worry I munched them into paste before I swallowed them, bit my tongue in the process, which started bleeding, then spat them back out, squeezing every last drop of blood out of my tongue with my forefinger and thumb, ripped a nail on my permanent retainer on the bottom of my mouth, put that broken nail in the spat-out paste, then rolled it all in a week-old wrapper from a Big Mac I ate two weeks ago and smoked it all like a hobo's rendition of a blunt. (what?) Have a nice day! :D lol rofl lmao.
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