Wildebeastfriendforever

You and me brah. Yolo. Swag. Kil yourself.

Good morning world!  :D

(Good morning!!!!)

I had a fantastic dream about rainbows and unicorns last night!

(Hurray!)

I hope you imagine my voice as cheerful and friendly while you read this to yourself in your head!

(Of course! Yippee!)

Then I woke up and my stomach started hurting from the massive amounts of not-so-legal substances I had to eat in my cereal bowl last night but don't worry I munched them into paste before I swallowed them, bit my tongue in the process, which started bleeding, then spat them back out, squeezing every last drop of blood out of my tongue with my forefinger and thumb, ripped a nail on my permanent retainer on the bottom of my mouth, put that broken nail in the spat-out paste, then rolled it all in a week-old wrapper from a Big Mac I ate two weeks ago and smoked it all like a hobo's rendition of a blunt.

(what?)

Have a nice day! 

:D

lol rofl lmao.

Reviews

[Annabelle Lee]

Well, ummmmmm, that was interesting

[Taylor H.]

oh my lol

[John]

:D

[Danielle Bernard]

Lol nice

[Souladareatease]

And a twirl of a write this is:)
enjoyed the dark whimsy:)
pen on!!!

[s y e]

I'm sorry, but what? I have NO idea what just happened!!

[John]

Excellent, will you be ordering seconds, my dear?

[s y e]

Sure, why not!

[John]

well, stay tuned, tonight is the the side with a little salad. Or the side salad. Or the salad with the side. Stay tuned.

[John]

tuna salad. get it?

[s y e]

Ha..... ha....

[s y e]

That's actually quite good, tbh

[John]

i'm sorry. tbh?

[s y e]

To be honest :P

[John]

yeah, still picking up on the internet slang.
THe whole Ingsoc thing doesn't appeal to me yet.

[s y e]

Sorry.

[John]

Oh, don't be. :)

[s y e]

Hehe, I'll make sure to write properly. Haha

[A. H. Pinley]

?

[John]

:D

[Akira Kodama]

Very good.