Inspiration Strikes

Short story from the unwritten character's perspective. For more of my writing, go to andrewhenleywriting.wordpress.com

Um, hello? Look, your first line needs to have a strong hook. Millions of ‘em exist. Pick one. Hell, steal one. Who’d know? Call it ‘inspiration’. You got one? Good. Now, I’m your main character. Give me personality. And don’t give me your usual misunderstood antihero crap. The Catcher In The Rye’s already been written, and it’s better than anything you’ll ever write, so try something different. Let’s see what we got here; Alleyway, shadows, lipstick, cigarette. Hardly original kid, but I like it. So, what’s gonna happen to me in this alley? Robbed? Beaten? Murdered? I think I’d like to be murdered. Hey, what do you mean, you don’t like this story anymore? No, don’t highlight all! Don’t press dele