Makeup splotches and tiny paintbrushes
crowd the sink. Four long hairs trail out of its mouth like a huge daddy long
legs’ spiny feet tickling the edge of fear and disgust. A buildup of brine on
your toothbrush suggests a thorough cleaning of the faucet or a complete
disregard for the haunting effect of morning breath. Rouge on the edges of the
towels flakes off in puffs every time the fan turns itself on. A generic soap
bar melts away in a puddle and has begun a steady slope down the edge of the
sink, streaking milky lumps as it goes. Two, no three horseshoe shaped plastic
trays sit with their jaws open to the crusty spores that land here and there -
each orthodontist would wag their noses if they could witness the crime against
oral hygiene, the neglect of fifth grade retainers.
The one object in your bathroom that
strikes me is the open book of poems that lies across the back of the toilet.
It looks almost brand new, but for the curled edges and the dried and crunchy
texture. I saw you drag the Family-Sized Doritos into the bathroom last night.
That explains the orange dust on the bath mat and the finger-sized stains on
page 57. It doesn’t explain the tears you must have wept to make these pages
curl back on themselves. Curled almost like your fingers clutching the edge of
the toilet seat, the bathtub. You did your best to clean up the red specks I
found under the bath mat and against the cabinets.
Next time, grab the pretzels. They
won’t stain the linens like those goddamned Doritos.