Martin, I want to be a Martin

Martin possesses many talents I possess.

Steve Martin,

I envy you.

 

You write books and sing too

You have many talents that I possess

Except for the fact that I’m not famous

 

I wonder if you'd be so kind

to offer me some helpful advice

And become somebody like you

Famous, and enjoy it too

 

I can act, sing, and write

I play the drums with such delight

 

Are you also a drummer too?

Or is playing the banjo all you do?

 

Mr. Martin,

I'd like to know

how you became so famous.

Was it through hard work?

Or is that just outrageous?