"You Too Can Have A Keurig!..."

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"You Too Can Have A Keurig!..."

You ever have one of those days?  The bottom of the tea pot just melted off because the damn whistle didn't and the water put the fire out but is a gas stove soooooooooo the room fills and THEN you notice THAT smell and run in and turn off the gas BUT the last position you HAVE to turn through on the knob switch is the "auto-ignite-sparker"?

 

Sigh... life is a rube goldberg game just waiting to happen... ya know?

Chris

Author's Note

I felt it was too good NOT to post.

feel free

Reviews

[J. J. Nightingale]

Back when we brewed, I had one of those Corning ware coffee pots .. forgot I put it on, found pieces of it for years .. bought another one .. but never found all those pieces, ever .. .. Never had a tea pot .. never had a gas range .. might have been a better way to go .. but we don't always do what's best, do we ..

Fun ! ... Me.

[Chris]

Kitchen pots are made to be ignored until they are ...ignored - and become unmade.

[J. J. Nightingale]

Coffee makers rule our world ..lol

[Chris]

I'll remember that line!

[Michael G.]

That was the whole idea. I just left out "Punk." lol

[Chris]

Laughing too...my mind didn't leave it out...

[J. J. Nightingale]

Hi Michael .. I think this got misplaced ...

[Chris]

it did but it was too good to let go...besides it brought you back to see the rest

[J. J. Nightingale]

Ha .. true Dat Chris .. :)

[Michael G.]

My bad... or was it my good? Mondays! Chris, don't you usually write about Mondays?

[J. J. Nightingale]

Wow, I just dropped a mini Reeses cup in me coffee .. Yep it b Monday ..

[Chris]

that's on Tuesday or is it Wednesday?... I'll have to look Mike.

[Michael G.]

My bad again. Hmmm, ya'll don't mind if I just call it the day right now and wait for Tuesday, do you?

[Michael G.]

And that sounds pretty good, Jazz.

[Chris]

Take care Mike

[J. J. Nightingale]

It's Tuesday somewhere .. ..

[Michael G.]

I hope so, Jazz... I hope so! LOL!

[Chris]

yeah...you're right jazz... Tuesday I write about Monday

[J. J. Nightingale]

I am so confused .. .. More Coffee please >>

[Chris]

Wait while I fill the Keurig

[J. J. Nightingale]

I still have the politically incorrect "Mr. Coffee" .. >> >>

[KAOlmsted]

:-D Hey! How come you didn't post my reply??

*laugh*

[Chris]

because I answered it?

[KAOlmsted]

:-p

You're right, though...it really was too good not to post...i laughed then, I'm laughing now.

[Chris]

The knobs on my GAS stove ARE that way...

[KAOlmsted]

...you've got Baby trying to melt s**t in his microwave...see what you did? I think you better slap a disclaimer on this thing with a quickness!! *laugh*

[Chris]

A Marine has gotta do what a Marine has gotta do! Chuckling here

[KAOlmsted]

:-D I'm not going to tell him he can't! He probably knows, like, 48 ways to kill a guy using only a cocktail straw and some chewing gum...

[Chris]

Ya NEVER give a MARINE Chewing Gum!!! Sheesh!!

[KAOlmsted]

*LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH* Oh my god...you win. There is absolutely nothing I could possibly add that is funnier than that. I humbly accept defeat ;-)

[Chris]

"...grumblemuttergrumbl-silly-vilians!-egrumblegrumble...BUBBLE GUM!!!...ARGH...muttergrumblemutter..."

[KAOlmsted]

You realize I will never chew gum again without bursting into spontaneous laughter...and...I have gum in my purse, right now...Extra Root Beer Float flavored dessert delights gum...sugar free...only 5 calories per stick...wait...what were we talking about...?

[Chris]

"5,000+ ways to completely 'Gum' up a Marine's life - the short version"

[KAOlmsted]

I anxiously await that post...as does Baby, I am sure...either that or he is plotting our demise as we speak ;-)

[Chris]

Damndamndamn,,,forgot he might have kept his ghillie suit... aw hell, still being a Gunny means standing up for your guys...and I did keep the gum out of his fingers

[Baby Ricochet]

I use the microwave

[Chris]

Pewter cups... sigh

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh that would f**k the microwave all up.

[Chris]

melted ones make a great coffee table "conversation" piece.

[Baby Ricochet]

OOh cool. Like modern art. I like it.

[Chris]

You wouldn't think one could curve quite THAT way OR THAT much!

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm gonna go start melting crap in my microwave right not to see which way it curves

[Chris]

use candle wax... its cheaper AND easier to scrape out.

[Michael G.]

Take the glass plate out of the bottom of it first. No need for extra shrapnel flying. (Marines and their toys... he said in an endearing tone of voice.)

[Chris]

uh...did I mention unwrapping the candle first?

Oh and don't forget the metal wick holder is on its base -- oh... yeah, most of the good and hefty candles have those. You DID know that right?