"You Too Can Have A Keurig!..."

"You Too Can Have A Keurig!..."

A Story by Chris
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"You Too Can Have A Keurig!..."

You ever have one of those days?  The bottom of the tea pot just melted off because the damn whistle didn't and the water put the fire out but is a gas stove soooooooooo the room fills and THEN you notice THAT smell and run in and turn off the gas BUT the last position you HAVE to turn through on the knob switch is the "auto-ignite-sparker"?

 

Sigh... life is a rube goldberg game just waiting to happen... ya know?

Chris


© 2012 Chris


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Chris
I felt it was too good NOT to post.

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Yes lol ;)

Posted 12 Years Ago


soo if i nearly burn down the kitchen, you think i can get a keurig too? i gotta calculate the cost effectiveness of that plan.
oh, and you might want to explain to the young folks out there who rube goldberg was. i have a feeling only us old farts remember his stuff.

Posted 12 Years Ago


J. J.  Nightingale

12 Years Ago

I NEVER HEARD OF HIM .. WEIRD, WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL MY LIFE ..LOL
bob, small b. aka invs

12 Years Ago

there's a music video by the group OK Go that's one huge rube goldberg-type invention. if you're int.. read more
Chris

12 Years Ago

Thanks bob, I WILL check it out!
Yes I've had some of those days! I also have an unpredicatable gas grill that stays on for ages before suddenly deciding to light when I lean down to look, nearly singing my eyebrows off!
The keurig thing looks nice but I'm not sure I can trust those new fangled devices.. I bet they cost a lot in coffee...

Posted 12 Years Ago


Chris

12 Years Ago

They sell an add-on that allows you to use your OWN coffee or what-have-you - of course it costs $17.. read more
Just pop the lid and its done...Tastes damn good too

Posted 12 Years Ago


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ps , I agree, it was WAS too good not to post, just like maxwell house, good to the last drop

Posted 12 Years Ago


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Eve
lol, isn't it just though? do you remember that game mouse trap? where you would build the trap and then send a marble down the series of contraptions that spring respond off other things? Thankfully we now have a flat top stove, electric, though I do much prefer gas top, they are very dangerous! This write gave me a chuckle :)

Posted 12 Years Ago


My friend has a Keurig. Every time i go over, his family offers me coffee xD They know I love it ;) I LOVE the Keurig. Now there are differences between that and a regular coffee maker, etc. But I would love one O.O

Almost every type of coffee I've had in it has been amazing. I love Dark Magic ;)

Posted 12 Years Ago


Chris

12 Years Ago

Whether or not the reason for the acquisition of it were joy-full or necessity or a play-full "write.. read more
I have a KEURIG and I love it! it is so nice to read you again :) Coffee is best.

Posted 12 Years Ago


Nancy Lane

12 Years Ago

Oh I am sososo happy right now!! I am doing okie dokie! and I have been on a different site. but no.. read more
Chris

12 Years Ago

Its good to be "wanted"... welcome to Writer's Cafe, Nan!
Nancy Lane

12 Years Ago

Thank you
lol Opps !

Posted 12 Years Ago


How many times..we kissed death on the cheek...and we will never ever know it. Coffee never looked so well....

pause..........

carbon monoxide fills my lungs.

Free at last?

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

J. J.  Nightingale

12 Years Ago

WOW .. ...
Muse

12 Years Ago

Chris inspires me to be melodramatic. ;)
J. J.  Nightingale

12 Years Ago

ME TOO .. HA .. :)

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