Ode to the Bottle

 

Helps dull my mind

Helps me unwind

Why must I rely on

The Bottle

Got me in jail

Put me thru hell

And everyone sells

The Bottle

Makes me act dumb

Sometimes can't cum!

I should just be done with

The Bottle

I look in the fridge, it's there

It's in the bars, and everywhere

I need a drink, who'll share?

The Bottle

Hot girls I see

But I can't talk, I gotta pee!

Oh why can't I just leave

The Bottle

I drink another one down

Okay, one more round

Why am I on the ground...

Anyone seen The Bottle?

 

written by Jason Barrigan 7/1/06