The Fat HouseA Story by Ian BarnhillThe Wolf Arrives at an ominous fast food restaurant and soon gives in to his own gluttony.In A dark desolate part of town, sitting alone
beside a railroad track. Was a shanty looking fast
food restaurant.
It always remained open but only one patron seemed to
come but never come out. On it’s sign at the window,
in red neon letters were the words.
The Fat House. Opened Any hour.
It all happened that a sharply dressed wolf
arrived at The Fat House that evening. He licked his
chops and rubbed his gurgling belly when he entered the
restaurant. It was nothing entirely special as he went
inside, just a long white table with a row of stools
and flickering fluorescent lights.
The wolf straightened his collar and tie and took a
seat. A fat and jolly pig in a greasy apron walked
out from the kitchen door to greet his customer with a
big toothy grin.
“And what would you care to order sir,” asked the pig
cheerfully as saliva flew from his drooling maw.
“Well if you have any, I’d like a hamburger please’’,he
replied condescendingly, already garnering a low
opinion of his host’s unsanitary look.
“One hamburger, coming up,” boomed the jovial pig
“how much?,” asked The Wolf reaching for his wallet,“it
isn’t with money that you pay”,his host replied
pulling out a sharpie from his apron pocket “it’s
with a number on your paw” his customer was bewildered,
“then how do you keep business afloat?.”
“Well sir,”the pig explained with a slightly mocking
smile,“the patrons of our humble establishment have a
tendency to find our cuisine to be of such high quality
and taste that they tend to eat and eat until they
become as big as a bursting sausage.”
The Wolf was confused how could a restaurant stay
afloat without the payment of Money?, He thought “and
don’t worry”,the pig said, as if he knew what his
patron was thinking “we are sponsored by a company you
don’t know about.”
He didn’t understand what he entirely meant. Nor why he
was so cryptic for someone managing A restaurant. But
he decided to just go along with this weird payment to
get something to eat. He stretched out his left paw to
the pig and on it he wrote the number 65.
“Please relax as get I the grill going for your
burger,” boomed the pig went towards the kitchen
door, but not before turning his head to ask “would you
like fries with it?” the wolf thought for a moment then
in a courteous manner, “yes, fries are good with
hamburgers”,the pig giggled,“if you say so”. Without
another word the pig opened the door to the kitchen and
closed it behind him.
The wolf waited patiently as he could hear the
sizzling of cooking hamburger meat cooking and bubbling
grease boiling in preparation for the fries that will
along with his order of one burger from the other side
of the room. After a minute waiting, the door to the
kitchen flew open as the pig came in carrying a
hamburger and french fries on a tray and he set it down
in front of his consumer.
The wolf gave the hog an indifferent look who was
giving him a wide grin, waiting for him to try
hamburger. The Wolf felt if he were to enjoy his meal
in peace he’d just have take at least one bite of his
hamburger.
After just one bite he realized that it actually tasted
delicious. So delicious in fact that just gobbled up in
one bite and when he ate his french fries he realized
that they do had a rich taste that was hard to resist
that half a second his fries had gone down the wolf’s
stomach, the grease from his still on his lips.
“And how does our big hungry wolf think of his
meal”,joked the chubby pig. The wolf let out a burp “it
was just delicious”,he replied gratefully. Suddenly his
stomach started to growl again, he was still
hungry,“say” the wolf said turning his server
smiling,“you said I could feast here as much as I
like, right?”,The boar’s smile grew wide again, almost
to his cheeks and nodded his head “well, my own hunger
is craving for more of your cuisine” the wolf’s
mouth began to water at the thought of getting more of
what this diner had to offer. The manager giggled “just
look up at the menu”,he said, pointing at it from above
him.
The wolf scanned the list of foods intently and then
stared back at the manager “I’ll take the extra large
vanilla milkshake, six hamburgers, a cheesecake, and
large bucket of fried Chicken”,The pig’s smile became
ever wider like that of a jack o lantern “Would you
like the special grease drenched hamburgers?”,it helps
to enrich it’s taste”,His consumer eagerly
nodded “excellent”,said The jovial pig eagerly “I’ll
get your second helping”.
The wait took a bit longer this time. but it was worth
it. The pig took each food he requested one by one.
After his feast was laid out before him started wolfing
down every last bit of his food, from six hamburgers
and fried chicken, to the extra large milkshake.
Once he finished he was twice as big as when he first
came in. The buttons of suit coat popped off and his
broken belt lay sadly on the floor.
“Sir”,said the pig observantly starring at the now
fattened wolf, “if your are still hungry, how
about I feed you every food on the menu, that way you
could taste all that we have here without getting just
one thing off the menu.”
The wolf wagged his tail in approval,“yes, I want more”
he begged through heavy pants as grease started to drip
through his teeth as wheezed and struggled for air.
At that point onward The Pig gave The Wolf everything
that was on the menu and he watched him give in to his
own gluttony and the progress of his expanding figure
with A triumphant grin.
Dirty plates, food stains, and bits of food were
scattered across the table, the suit coat was cast
aside with the belt. There The wolf sat, now a gigantic
blob, what was left of formal attire was drenched on
grease. The stool he sat on broke from massive weight.
“Would that be all sir?”,asked The Pig, his patron let
out a huge belch,“that will be all thanks”,he replied
having a difficult time breathing.
He slowly got up to leave, but when he tried reach the
door he struggled to lift his legs as his knees buckled
under all his new blubber. Not only that but his own
vision started to fade, his belly started groaning from
indigestion and he could feel his breath running short.
Suddenly he felt literal grease coming out of his body
and the through huffing and puffing something gooey
started to develop that made his breathing even more
difficult. It tasted like grease and what the wolf saw
dripping out of his mouth was amalgamation of
grease and lard.
At last he gave up on reaching the door and fell down
on the floor, helpless and barely breathing. he pig
walked up to him smiling. The Wolf started to whimper
it was his only way of pleading for help since his
mouth was clogged out up with the greasy fat.
But the pig just patted The wolf’s bloated stomach and
gave him a toothy grin that showed all his sharp pointy
teeth. “You’ll make lovely meat for the chef to cook
tonight, nice, juicy, and stuffed with grease.” The
wolf gave the pig a look of both confusion and fear.
“I know I wouldn’t mind a bite of you myself”,chuckled
the pig as he licked the bloated wolf with his
long slimy tongue as the pitiful wolf shuddered
uncomfortably. “Oh and I must warn you”,the pig said
with mocking laugh,“the chef likes to play with the
meat before cooking it.
Before he could process what was happening, the wolf
felt the floor open from under him. The Wolf found
himself falling into a trap door and unto a large
wooden chopping block.
The wolf’s eyes darted across the crimson red room
and saw that rows of knives were hung on each side. The
wolf started make heavy panicked breaths causing the
mash to splatter from his mouth.
Beside him stood a small devil like creature dressed in
a tall chef’s hat and white apron holding a long blood
stained knife. He starred at the wolf with an ugly
grin, showing off his sharp yellow teeth as the wolf
stared back in terror.
The creature chuckled maliciously and licked the knife
clean with his long snakelike tongue. He seemed to
relish in The Wolf’s dread as he ran cold sharp edge
across the vast midsection in as the wolf shivered
with fright and winced as the hideous creature beside
him started kneading the rolls of greasy fat on his
body.
The chef started climbing on his girth. Digging his
claws into The Wolf’s bulging flesh until finally he
reached to chest starring at the frightened wolf with a
crazed look.
His eyes glowed a hellish red, his jaws drooling yellow
saliva as he held up the knife “it’s dinner time!”,He
screamed.
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