COLA

Another silly one

COLA

 

I'll tell you of the quirks and kinks
of canned and bottled cola drinks.

If you don't watch, the ebbs and flows
make soda pop go up your nose
which, in turn, will make you sneeze
a loud and full-of-soda breeze
that consequently fully speckles
all your friends with cola freckles,
who
jump around and shout a lot
and act as though they've just been shot,
but,
should relax... It's just a little
cola soda pop and spittle
drenching clothes and wets their face
and fairly slobbers up the place.

Take this advice and then no doubt
you'll keep the cola from your snout.
It's very simple- USE A STRAW!
it goes no higher than your jaw.

(A minor consequence you'll face
is cola leaking from your face
that makes a problem, I suppose,
of dribbled soda down your clothes
which,
in the scheme of things, I guess
is making lesser of a mess.)

It's up to you how well it ends-
soak yourself or douse your friends...