The Story Of Julene Boney

This is the last of the first batch of my writings completed by May 2019, this one is of a much more humorous variety, with a british narrator and a 4th wall that is just the back of the auditorium, i

Julene Boney was a person- no she wasn’t she doesn’t exist! But either way in this universe a person named Julene Boney did exist she was a person who existed okay? Okay. Now where was I? Yeah a named Julene Boney existed she was a quite clever person as I the author says she was so she was obviously just so you know she was, but there was quite a few mistake on her part- no there isn’t I haven’t written any other and she can’t do anything I didn’t write! Okay well I say she did Julene Boney did many many things before this story happened they were all mistakes…. Guess she isn’t as clever as I made her out to be, but none the less she is clever I said so, so she is I am the author and what I say goes but it may not show but anyways.  Julene Boney was a person a very good person but she makes a lot of mistakes as I previously stated tons, tons! Tons before I even created her or found the program I’m using to be specific but anyways she did many things all mistakes but either way today has to be the biggest mistake she ever made: messing with the author, yeah me. I remember it clearly she walked out in the rain without a coat so I wrote in a rain coat around her to keep her warm and you know what she does? She takes off the coat and goes “Nhhh” sticking her tongue out right in my face! So I wrote in a bunch of raincoat to all pile on top of her and she just threw them all off! She knew I was being nice before didn’t she? But, I knew this type of behavior couldn’t be approved. So I suddenly took her out and wrote her into Jurassic park and have her chomped and killed by a humongous T-Rex!! -Don’t worry she’s all better now and now she does not scoff when I write her raincoats!