FACEBOOK

A Poem by Alexander143

Funny how Facebook's the biggest thing happening... I wonder how corny seeing a 'Facebook Cafe' ,rather than an internet cafe, would be.

Log in, like starting a camp fire.
Check In; Account is burning-
Re-based green. Look out Moses!
Was kidding. Don't keep spurning!

Sharp profile pic, you've got to dig.
Try as I may, there's no right tag;
Its an impossibility, I'm priceless!
Poked me, in the eye? Are you a bug?

Updating... Post some sick status,-
But the change aimed is positive.
News feeds? Just food for thought;
'Unike' minds attract, mine's -ve.

What's on my mind? 'Something!'
'She, he and they like your status';
They'd 'Like' what they don't like;
Mindless drones; no sense of class.

Walls have ears; 'Share' a secret;
'Damn! I love that dude's chick!'
'Which one?' Stupid! Its not real!
They never get it, they're pathetic!

New notification; +1 requests;
'She wants to be your friend...'
Check profile... We don't clique,
So, I 'click' inbox; 'Sorry...' Send.

Time for a thorough clean up:
So, I'm Un-liking; Un-tagging;
Re-branding, re-basing contacts;
I'm Un-following; Un-friending;

Yes! Now I'm Un-derstanding-
That yet Un-other day with-
Connection to Un-helpful people-
Adds no bit to mental health!

Sign-Out, like a book in a library,
Got real life to Face, in Fate's book.
Face my hurtful life, though on FB,-
I'm like a leashed fish_off the hook!

Keep Smiling