"C**t"omer Service Part 5

In this story assume that "Item A" is something like a hot fudge sundae. The reality is that the two are not incredibly similar.

"Hello welcome to ______________, How may I help you"

"Hey we would like a small 'Item A'."

"I can make you 'Item A' sir but it only comes in once size."

Without hesitation the customer asked "What size is that?" and I was immediately frozen. Totally unable to answer. Size can only be described if there are two or more objects of differing volumes in question. But there was one object.

I should have just told the guy that we had three sizes and made up a bullshit price. Instead I just stood there and he asked if something was wrong.

"No sir. I'm just confused. I'll make 'Item A' for you now." I went to the back to make it and he left with his family.

WHY THE F**K CAN'T YOU TAKE MY F*****G WORD FOR SOMETHING. STUPID F*****G CUSTOMERS. ITS MY JOB FOR A F*****G REASON. NOT YOUR JOB. MINE. I KNOW HOW TO DO IT. TAKE MY F*****G WORD FOR IT YOU STUPID F*****G WORTHLESS DICK-TART!!!