Denied!

A short short window into the goings on at the ACME Insurance Company

Denied!

 

 

 

 

    "Tell me you're joking," I said looking over the paper work.

 

    "I wouldn't have assigned you to the case if I was," my boss said grumpily. "With this new law we have to be careful how we handle these applications now."

 

    "No one would approve him though!'' I said with some exasperation. ''He would bankrupt any company just by himself with the number of claims and lawsuits. This is ridiculous."

 

    "I know," my boss muttered running a hand through his thinning hair. "Just take care of it, Charles. I'll personally give you your bonus and a vacation. Make him go away and for Gods sake, keep him from going to Foghorn. That blowhard knows how to win a lawsuit, especially with Yosimite now heading the Court of Appeals."

 

    I opened my mouth to protest again, but watched instead with some astonishment as my boss scrambled out the door and close it quickly. I shot a glare at the closed door and looked down at the stack of papers. Just great. These cases always found their way to my desk.

 

    "New law or old there is no way Wile is going to get coverage with all he does," I muttered to myself. The company certainly wasn't cutting out cartoon figures just to do so. I had personally give Tweety a nice deal and even had talked to Hagar the Horrible about getting coverage for his family since he was in a dangerous career field.

 

    Bah! I'd figure something out. I always did. With that in mind, I set Wile E Coyotes case file aside and picked up Jessica Rabbit's claim. This one was more to my liking and would definitely have to involve a face to face meeting. I'd definitely have to do so when Roger was out on a shoot or something...

Author's Note

All reviews welcome. I'll probably make it longer later, but I'll definitely do a series of these.

Reviews

[Nely Amorim]

u dirty dawg... macking on Jessica Rabbit! 2timer..lol I'll have a lawsuit against you shortly my friend! It's called bigomy...hmmph!