If Anyone Was Normal Here..

Chapter 1:Ella Steckbauer lived an un-normal life. She lived in a place far away from here, named Villaville. She had long red hair, and freckles across her face. She had two parents, and one brother. Yes, that sounds pretty normal, but you just read the rest. Every morning, Ella's mother, Sophie, awoke her by pounding a huge circus spoon on one of their cooking pans. Now, Ella's house was down the block of a neighborhood of weirdos. So don't be surprised if you hear some pretty strange things. Now moving along into Ella's life, she would wake up-go to school-come home-do her homework-like every normal person. But her homework that is, was studying possums every night. Yes, i know, silly right? But that's just the way Ella lives. Her brother, Stein, played shuffleboard with the family.(Besides Ella.) His parents treated Stein like the king, and Ella like the queen. Ella would skip down the grass every morning to get the "Morning Paper." Ella's yard was very cartoony. The grass was an unusual green-and the ground was a bit bouncy-and the houses were strange colors and shapes-and most of all-the people inside. One of her neighbors-Joey, was an inventor. He made all sorts of things, but Ella's favorite, was the marshmellow blower. He would take this tube and press it up to his mouth-and blow as hard as he could-and all different colors of marshmellows came out. Ella would clap and cheer-until the machine was done doing it's job. She loved that thing. Her other neighbor, Paul, loved to play the trombone. He would march down that bouncy grass and play away.