Amanda's Inferno

This was a response to a prompt to rewrite an old story and modernize it. My first thought was Hamlet, but Disney beat me to it. WARNING: Just like Dante's Inferno, this story does have religious themes that may not directly coincide with the Bible. I try to avoid direct reference to God and Christianity, but I am aware that it will be impossible to keep from offending SOME people. My objective was to take a famous but flawed peice of literature and make fun of IT, not any specific religious group. Please read at your own discretion.