Up The Wall (Lymal x Iron Bull)

"Not just in bed. Sometimes it's up against the wall. Once on the war table." - Cole

Chars: Val’Aishlym & Iron Bull, Dorian

Thinking Loudly, Shouting Silently: Inner Machinations of Val’Aishlym

Up The Wall

He’d thought the spirit was just over exaggerating. He was not.

Not at all.

He was spot on �" too spot on in fact.

Bull knew what he was doing and he was doing it on purpose. Dorian growled as he closed the door to the War room and walked away. They were doing it in there again �" Iron Bull and the inquisitor. Bull knew he had wanted the elf and took it upon himself to steal him away.

Now the giant Qunari was having amazing and mind blowing sex all over Skyhold while he �" Dorian �" had gone without sex for the entirety of the time he was with the inquisition �" AND IT’D BEEN ALMOST A YEAR!

A year without sex �" Dorian snorted. And they wondered why he was so snarky and sarcastic with everyone �" he was physically starved! Granted, he had been approached by a couple of handsome men, but he hadn’t wanted any rumor starting so soon before he could get a chance to lay with the elf inquisitor. Now that was not going to happen.

Now he regretted not taking those guys up on their offers. Dorian gave a forlorn sigh. He wondered if they were serving the good stuff at the tavern still.

He made his way out of the main hall and meandered his way towards the tavern. He was just coming up on it but stopped short when he heard a muffled moan. Against his better judgement, he walked around the edge of the tavern to investigate. He felt his eyebrow twitch uncontrollably in irritation.

How in the hell did the two of them end up on the side of the f*****g tavern when they’d just been in the damn war room.

“Kaffas, you people hump like nugs!” Dorian growled loudly. Bull turned his head slightly to regard Dorian with a smug smirk. The inquisitor; however, was too far into his pleasure induced trance to be aware of anything around him but the giant rod inside of him pressing oh so- Dorian growled at his own train of thought. He turned and walked back the way he came.

He prayed they still had the good stuff at the tavern….

He was going to need at least 3 bottles of it…

Author's Note

Inspired by the conversation between Cole and Bull.

Notes: Some of these pertain to the storyline of the game, some don't. Some are AU, some I wish happened. There will be male x male relations in this story. If you do not like it, then skip them or just don't bother with the story. The ampersand (&) between two character names in the Char part is a warning of sorts. It means these two characters are shipped together in that particular chapter or drabble. I hope you enjoy - I certainly enjoyed writing this.

n.p. = no pairing