The FART!

*pfft* oops I farted (hahaha hehehe)!

The FART!

 

I had a delicious steak pastry,

At 10:33.

Then I went in a forest,

It was after me.

I can't keep it in,

I need to FART!

Here is what I did.........

Hold my breath,

Pinch my nose,

Stick my bum out,

Now FART!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Pardon me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Author's Note

If there was comedy, i'd put this as comedy!

Reviews

[Solis-Lopez]

XD that was adorable! i really liked it, it was funny heehee. it made me smile x3

Very good job at comedy! It was funny! Good poem!

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This was funny! I was thinking of my stepbrother as I read this. He tends to think farting is a new sport! Very funny!

[Sally Edwards]

Short and not so sweet but very funny, great write it made me chuckle